Has any Lifer actually tried to nail a haddock to a stick then walk around with it?

RedMist

Someones already done that one, you prawn ;0)

Floyd Montana

Yup the thread is already floundering

bc_addick

Will you be riding to the Valley to do this on you Motor Pike and sideCarp?

 

Floyd Montana

Will you be riding to the Valley to do this on you Motor Pike and sideCarp?

 

LOL!  (bizarrely was helping a friend fit a racing sidecar to his bike yesterday - spooky!)
For Cod's hake I thought there would be a Marillion replies by now

GlassHalfFull

 

Nail 'em up, I say, nail some sense into 'em

Floyd Montana

 

Nail 'em up, I say, nail some sense into 'em

Thats not a very nice whelkome

MuttleyCAFC

I tried it but the fish wouldn't stay still long enough - the b**gers kept swimming away.

adamtheaddick

Get rick everett to carry it around then we can all cry "whats on the end of the stick rick!"

Pelham123

What a load of pollacks.

charlton villager

I'm going to mussel in on this thread and winkle a pun out of it

sralan

Trying to think of something to write as I listen to Billy Joel singing " It's all about sole"

Darty Valiant

I generally walk about with an old trout.

NathanPrior

I generally walk about with an old trout.

Should tell her to close her legs

GlassHalfFull

 

Right then ....

Manta man I'm not too koi to admit that I'm salmon that's a bit slow (and rather hard of herring), and it took me some time to mullet over and realise that the sole porpoise of this thread was to rays a smile. Actually, I rocked with laughter - oh my haking sides ! You bass-tards certainly like to share a joke - no-one could accuse you of being shellfish.

Incidentally, when I was in Ealing the other day I bumped into John Fryer. He told me that his favourite Charlton player was Rodney Green. Rod, he said, shore was a dab hand at trying to catch the keeper off his line - he would either hook the ball into the net or better still go for the chip. The latter he practised a lot and he gradually got batter - although the ball sometimes landed in roe Z, in time he became quite a lob star.

Mind you, he could never beat Bert Troutmann....

 

 

Floyd Montana

Glass Halfull - why do I get the feeling you really needed to get that out of your system? ;-)
Brilliant stuff.

You reminded me that its a fine line between fishing and just standing on the river bank with a rod.

GlassHalfFull

I think I have a poissoned mind ....

 

adamtheaddick

Whats the story morning dory...

MuttleyCAFC

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