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Goodfellas

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    no vote for Airplane?

     

    almost more one liners than Tim Vine

    Surely you can't be serious?
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    no vote for Airplane?

     

    almost more one liners than Tim Vine

    Surely you can't be serious?
    I think he is.
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    ...but he cooked a great steak.



    - How do you like yours?
    - Medium rare.



    Medium rare? Hmmm an aristocrat.

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    There's some very good one liners in The Long Good Friday.
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    How much did we pay Parky last year?

    25 grand.

    'Bout time he started earing it then!

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    If you like Snatch and you like Star Wars, you'll love Snatch Wars!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

    (Also not safe for work)


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    Put the Kettle on Errol is used at least once a day in my office by various people.
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    edited October 2011
    For great lines... has to be Scarface (Tony Montana).
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    It's a great film but for quotable lines you can't beat Anchorman
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    Pulp Fiction for quotes
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    edited October 2011
    It's a great film but for quotable lines you can't beat Anchorman
    I love that scene where they all spontaneously sing " Afternoon Delight" - Pure brilliance. If i new how to post Youtube clips on the new version of CL i would.
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    Snatch-

    "Are they Lancashire Pigs?"

    Bricktop: Who the fuck's talking to you boy?
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    Life of Brian for me,

     

    closely folowed by as Good As It Gets

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    Come Rizzo tel us how
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    edited October 2011

    no vote for Airplane?

    almost more one liners than Tim Vine

    Surely you can't be serious?

    I think he is.

    yes i am

    and stop calling me Shirley
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    No mention so far for The Italian Job?!

    Or Get Carter?

    Spent a friday evening on the juice in Newcastle hoping to see the multistorey car park Alf Roberts got slung off. We had to content ourselves with saying "You're a big man but you're out of shape....." to anyone sober enough to listen - a fairly short list actually.
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    That was pulled down a few years ago.
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    Yeah, remember reading about it. Another piece of heritage bites the dust. Bit like most of the people in the film in fact.
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    no vote for Airplane?

    almost more one liners than Tim Vine

    Surely you can't be serious?

    I think he is.

    yes i am

    and stop calling me Shirley
    I was beginning to wonder if anyone had got that.
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    edited October 2011

    no vote for Airplane?

    almost more one liners than Tim Vine

    Surely you can't be serious?

    I think he is.

    yes i am


    and stop calling me Shirley
    I was beginning to wonder if anyone had got that.

    Lol!

    I couldn't resist not conforming!

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    no vote for Airplane?

     

    almost more one liners than Tim Vine

    Surely you can't be serious?

    DAMN! You beat me!

    Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
    Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.


     


    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. 


    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.


    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

    Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
    Captain Oveur: What?
    Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
    Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
    Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
    Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
    Tower voice: Over.
    Captain Oveur: Roger.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: Roger, over!
    Roger Murdock: What?
    Captain Oveur: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Who? 

    Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!
    Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?
    Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

     


     

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    I think it was mentioned earlier in the thread, the most quotable film is The Life of Brian. Fact

    It is also the best comedy film. Fact

     

     

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    "here's a message from Headquarters"
    "From Headquarters? What is it?"
    "It's a big building where Generals meet"
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    I think it was mentioned earlier in the thread, the most quotable film is The Life of Brian. Fact

    It is also the best comedy film. Fact

     

     

    This. 

     All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? 


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    People called Romanes, they go the house?
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