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English Football Entertainment XI

Was just reading the FA cup match preview vs Halifax on the club website, and noticed this:

[On the subject of Halifax Town] "They are missing a key player who has been scoring a few goals for them in James Dean."

This reminded me of Jeff Stelling celebrating every goal scored by a Hartlepool player named James Brown, and got me thinking...would it be possible to come up with a team composed entirely of players who shared names with celebs from the entertainment industry?

GK: ?
DF: Michael Jackson (used to play for Blackpool)
DF: Michael Ball (former Man City)
DF: ?
DF: ?
MF: James (Jim) Morrison (West Brom)
MF: ? 
MF: ?
CF: James Brown (Hartlepool)
CF: James Dean (Halifax Town)
CF: Chris Martin (Norwich)

All I could remember off the top of my head!
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    Robbie Williams (Plymouth) LB or LM
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    If your doing bands the Ferdinand's share their name with Franz Ferdinand.  
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    Amended:

    GK: ?
    DF: Michael Jackson (Blackpool)
    DF: Michael Ball (Man City)
    DF: Robbie Williams (Plymouth)
    DF: ?
    MF: James (Jim) Morrison (West Brom)
    MF: ?
    MF: ?
    CF: James Brown (Hartlepool)
    CF: James Dean (Halifax Town)
    CF: Chris Martin (Norwich)

    Subs: ?


    I think the Franz Ferdinand one is a bit of a stretch, but I dig the lateral thinking.
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    Chris Brown, Doncaster Rovers (a CF)

    Chris Brown, Rapper
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    GK: ?
    DF: Michael Jackson (Blackpool)
    DF: Michael Ball (Man City)
    DF: Robbie Williams (Plymouth)
    DF: ?
    MF: James (Jim) Morrison (West Brom)
    MF: ?
    MF: ?
    CF: James Brown (Hartlepool)
    CF: James Dean (Halifax Town)
    CF: Chris Martin (Norwich)

    Subs: Chris Brown (Doncaster Rovers)
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    edited November 2011
    Tom Cruise, Free agent after being at Arsenal but was on loan at Oldham at the end of last year.

    Tom cruise, actor. 
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    Tom Cruise, Free agent after being at Arsenal but was on loan at Oldham at the end of last year.


    Tom cruise, actor. 
    Tom Cruise dosen't qualify, too short.
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    Tom Cruise, Free agent after being at Arsenal but was on loan at Oldham at the end of last year.


    Tom cruise, actor. 
    Tom Cruise dosen't qualify, too short.
    Its all right we can combine him and Solly to make a man of average height.
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    Paul Weller used to be a midfielder for Burnley.
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    Tom Baker FC Halifax (don't know what position he plays).
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    Tom Jones ex-Reading midfielder
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    GK: ?

    DF: Michael Jackson (Blackpool) DF: Michael Ball (Man City) DF: Robbie Williams (Plymouth) DF: ?

    MF: James (Jim) Morrison (West Brom) MF: Paul Weller (Burnley) MF: Tom Jones (Reading)

    CF: James Brown (Hartlepool) CF: James Dean (Halifax Town) CF: Chris Martin (Norwich)

    Subs: Chris Brown (Doncaster Rovers)

    Where does Tom Cruise play? Only 1 or 2 to go!
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    Does Socrates get a game?
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    Maradonna  -  Madonna .   Close, but not close enough  :-)
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    Wasn't there an East German team called Karl Marx Stadt? Could be the name of the team.
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    Does Socrates get a game?
    Wasn't there an East German team called Karl Marx Stadt? Could be the name of the team.

    Looks like we've got the subject for our next 'XI' thread - philosophers!
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    Neil Young (RIP)
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    Tom Jones  ( Midfielder)  - Played for Reading , Aberdeen and Swindon.

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    Neil Young (RIP)
    position?


    Tom Jones  ( Midfielder)  - Played for Reading , Aberdeen and Swindon.

    Already in the team, cheers!
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    Cruise is a DF
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    A Paul Weller played somewhere at some point!
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    .....Weller - Burnley and Rochdale
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    Paul Jones in goal.
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    Phil Jones ..... Tom Jones
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    3 more for consideration

    ex monkee and former cardiff manager dave(y) jones.

    U2 bass player and leeds utd midfielder adam clayton.

    and former england captian and REM bassist mike mills. 

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    Ian Stewart (Stuart) played for QPR
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    John Smith?
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    Camus and the old pope played in goal.
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    (gk) schmeichel

    The dog from corrie

    Or maybe not
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    GK: Paul Jones (Southampton)

    DF: Michael Jackson (Blackpool) DF: Michael Ball (Man City) DF: Robbie Williams (Plymouth) DF: Tom Cruise (Carlisle)

    MF: James (Jim) Morrison (West Brom) MF: Paul Weller (Burnley) MF: Tom Jones (Reading)

    CF: James Brown (Hartlepool) CF: James Dean (Halifax Town) CF: Chris Martin (Norwich)

    Subs: Chris Brown (Doncaster Rovers), Adam Clayton (Leeds), Mike Mills (Ipswich) Manager: Dave Jones (Cardiff)

    Cracking effort lads, a manager as well!  Decent team that!!
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