Nigel caption comp..

adamtheaddick

A)

C)

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

A) "Dunno why you're laughing Quentin .... Douglas is our fittest fan !!!!"

 "Yep your suspicions are correct guys .... I saw a picture of Simon Jordan and got the urge for a quick tug ..... next thing I know I've got a dislocated shoulder !!!! 

C)  "The knobs at Selhurst don't even notice us .... but at least we're the same colour as Simon Jordan !!!"

DaveMehmet

C. Here's a couple of more tits to go with the other 8,500 in the ground.

tangoflash

B: "I know I said  i'll support palace if you twisted my arm but that's ridiculous".

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

B "When those Charlton guys called us Wankers you didn't have to take it so literally Malcolm"

1905

A/  I'm not the only gay in the Palace.

mistrollingin

C. Kermit said we can all score if we go see him at the Valley.

Dizzle

C)

1, 6, 5, 4, 8, 7, 2, 3

thai malaysia addick

B. Son wears IQ of father on his t-shirt

1905

B/  The UK Border Authorities process another mass deportation.

mistrollingin

B. That Portacabin must be a listed building by now.

UrbanChupacabra

A) these stripes make me look fat

SE10

B- He's nicked my hair !

Macronate

B "This Beatles cover band look nothing like my heroes"

man_at_milletts

B. In a hastily arranged press conference, Crystal Palace reveal four new signings.

man_at_milletts

C. Can't think of a suitable caption for this, but it was very enjoyable clicking on the 'click to enlarge' bit.

ValleyGary

the bird at the front is unreal

thats not an attempt at the caption btw

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

the bird at the front is unreal

thats not an attempt at the caption btw

I dunno mate I can't see anything beating that tbh ...

cafcdave123

When I got to the car this morning someone had written "mong" on my windscreen, it took me ages to lick it off....

Macronate

A) Man in red wig embarrasses himself in front of other supporters.

guinnessaddick

A. The winner of the Neil Shipperley lookalike is:

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

A. The winner of the Neil Shipperley lookalike is:

Think he was actually attempting to go for the Mini Me Neil Shipperly

soapy_jones

A. B. and C. should have the same title, "cnuts"

Addickted4life

b. Kids taken to slave camps by mugs.

Macronate

C) A football stadium has become a birdwatcher's paradise after several recent sightings of eagles and great tits.

Penfolds Perm

A)

Agent Ambrose hopes that nobody spots him by wearing sunglasses

man_at_milletts

C) Great Tits spotted in Eagles nest!

charlton villager

NO NO NO NO - As an very horny thologist them tits are blue tits look at the cleavage SORRY plumage

man_at_milletts

Sorry Villager, but if tits are not blue then they're great. 

Macronate

They are cracking tits.

charlton villager

In picture two there is not one smiling face which proves you have to be some sort of a miserable sod to support the Palace.

 No I am wrong because i got it the wrong way round supporting the Palace makes you miserable sod. 

I'm bored already looking at the pictures - pass over the sleeping pills.