After a OAP was squashed by a fellow Charlton fan falling on him, to make it worse the culprit was a fat bast**d. The assault did not happen when Charlton scored a goal which most people would suspect but merely when they won a free kick.The falling thug pleaded his innocence by claiming it couldn't have hurt mate as I've lost 3 stone and go jogging all the time.He was thought to have been necking copious amounts ( thats twice I have used that word on this site now, as I can spell it I may as well use it) of strongbow in the Liberal Club before the game.
The club are confident of finding the culprit as he has only just started attending matches again after a few years in the wilderness.The victim hopes to have his flat cap returned which apparently fell down the fat bast**ds baggy jeans which are now too big after all that jogging.
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I hope they find this fat Bstd you speak of
I heard that it was a fould for Huddersfield that he was infruiated by
They should ban him
fould
the culprit can't spell either LOL
Poxy Phone
fat fingers and a sore head and leg this morning
I hope the old boy is alright
LMFAO you were bladdered
Hope he didn't crease that programme