When sitting watching tele I always have the remote control handy so that I can change channels when the most annoying of the adverts appear. The guy on 'Go compare' should be strung up with piano wire (Jeremy Clarkson says that is fine) but the one that sets my teeth on edge is Ray Winstone on Bet 365. His disembodied head appears and he sounds like a pimp offering two saddos in a pub an underage girl - 'luuvverly'. A quick grab for the remote, wait for 20 seconds and then back again to listen to the dross spouted by most of the pundits.
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In my mind advertisers work on the basis that the more annoying the ad, the more likely you'll notice the product.
I detest all the Halifax ads. The idea that all their staff happily act out "funny" situations or sing in a choir makes my teeth crawl. The latest ones where they have a conductor directing them makes me want to stick my fist through the screen.
The Television advertisement where the young Oriental boy chooses not to defacate within the confines of his own water closet purely on the basis that one of his contemparies is in possession of a superior Air Freshener.
Utter pish
Ads that really annoy me are the ones that are so obviously dubbed over versions of foreign language ads. MAKE SOME WITH ENGLISH ACTORS YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATES!!
Oh, and pretty much any car or perfume/aftershave ads.
And ads for razors.
And all the loan companies
Any ads made by the staff of the company being advertised.
I could be here a while. Might want to make yourselves a cuppa.
Also, every advert in New Zealand annoyed me. The are too shouty.
The winner for this most annoying advert has to be the Haribo one with the famikly singing.
SQQQUUIIIIIIDDDDGGGGYYYY SQUIDGY BABY
Fcuk off!
The worst advert ever
is the Littlewoods who puts toys under the xmas tree
My mother
You effing no good bstds you spend your kids child lives convincing them father xmas does it, and some jumped up spotty twerp comes up with a cracker of a campaign to get your kids to ask a million questions
if i knew who you were my size 10 would disapeer up your arse you no good ****
I really hate that ad for reselling mobile phone with the fat wanker whose head looks like a space hopper shouting "Wonga" I could seriously stove the TV in when that comes on. Don't like the Halifax ads either especially ice ice baby the bird looks like she's unscrewing her own head but it's still better than that silly tosser Howard who used to be in them.
Know what Rizzo means about the Go Compare ads and I have to say there seems to be a new one every week. Nevertheless the fat Italian is somewhat annoying to say the least.
however sweet and appealing, clever and enticing the advert may be, just remember .. it's been put before you by a rapacious money grabbing shopkeeper out to get his hands on your money .. except for ...
SAVE THE LEOPARD ( f f s ) .. the spotted one just wants to rip yer lungs out
The worst adverts are the M+S X Factor talent(less) ones as well as seeing any actor/musician plugging some God-awful product.
There must be about 40 different perfume and aftershave ads on at the moment too, not forgetting the annual tradition of truckloads of stand-up comedy, Danny Dyer football compilation DVD's and Z-list 'Get Me Out of Here' (but make sure it's just in time for Christmas) books.
Double shite advert because I cant even remember what its for!!!
The one's that say "Hot girls are waiting to take your call"
Do they really know when I'm going to ring and ship out all the munters ?
The Haribo one where that little girl is acting like a police officer trying to make her dad talk in an interview room....I hope there is a bloopers scene where when she shouts at him he gets up and slaps her round the face.
The other one has been covered 'I SAY YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!!' the biggest n0b head, more annoying that Go Compare. I hope he falls out a window.