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Kermit Song

edited December 2011 in General Charlton
He scores with his left,
he scores with his right,
he scores with his head too, that Yann is alright!
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    that is poor alright
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    edited December 2011
    He's tall
    He's French
    He's never on the bench
    Kermorgant, Kermorgant

    Lloyd Weber eat your bloody heart out

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    Stop calling him friggin Kermit!
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    We love you Kermit we do!
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    edited December 2011
    Probably been suggested before but what's wrong with making him feel at home with;

    Ooh Ah
    Ooh Ah
    Yann Kermorgant
    Ooh Ah Yann Kermorgant

    Which rhymes quite nicely with the correct pronunciation, to the tune of the 'Marseillaise'
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    Bananarama

    Nana nananana heeeyy heeeyy yann kermorgant
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    Na na na na na na na na na na na
    Yann Kermorgant, Kermorgant, Yann Kermorgant


    Repeat
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    "Big Yann Kermogant tra la la la la"

    as in the Chris Bart Williams (boney m ) ditty
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    Na na na, na na na na na, I can't KermoGANT get you out of my head
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    Stop calling him friggin Kermit!
    this
    He's tall
    He's French
    He's never on the bench
    Kermorgant, Kermorgant

    Lloyd Weber eat your bloody heart out

    and this

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    He eats frogs
    He eats snails
    He's fucking hard as nails
    Kermongant Kermongant
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    To the fernado torres tune (liverpool) minus the first bit just hum the tune: nananananananana nanananananana nananananananana we all know that kermogant will score!
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    Haha i know my attempt was rubbish but he is one player who really deserves a song!Come on boys lets get one going tomorrow!
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    He scores with his left,
    he scores with his right,
    he scores with his head too, that Yann is alright!
    he scores with his left
    he scores with his right
    big yann kermorgant makes messi look shite

    (adam lallana rip off i know)
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    We KERMO gant smile without you
    We KERMO gant laugh and we KERMO gant sing
    You are the player that helps us to win.

    I'll get my coat!
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    He's tall
    He's French
    He's never on the bench
    Kermorgant, Kermorgant

    Lloyd Weber eat your bloody heart out

    This one...
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    He eats frogs
    He eats snails
    He's fucking hard as nails
    Kermongant Kermongant
    Yep, or the Cantona one (ooh ah Kermogant)
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    Ooooh aaaaah ooh ahh ooh Aah kermogant ooh aaaaah kermogant
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    "Big Yann Kermogant tra la la la la"

    as in the Chris Bart Williams (boney m ) ditty
    Like this!
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    Im pretty sure he's got a song.

    Super super yann super yann kermorgant.

    Although i do like we love u Kermit we do just to upset the sensitive ones.
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    Im pretty sure he's got a song.

    Super super yann super yann kermorgant.

    Although i do like we love u Kermit we do just to upset the sensitive ones.

    Super Yann, to the tune of Clive Mendonca, sorted.
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    We KERMO gant smile without you
    We KERMO gant laugh and we KERMO gant sing
    You are the player that helps us to win.

    I'll get my coat!
    Obviously I approve of this
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    To The Automatic's "Monster"

    Who's that scoring goals and he's French
    It's Yann Kermorgant...It's Yann Kermorgant!
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    number wuuuuuuuuuuuuun is kermorgant...number twoooooo is kermorgant........we all dream of a team of kermorgants, a team of kermorgants!!!
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    it has to be 

    oh ah kerm-or-gant 
    say oh ah kerm-or-gant
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    he'll score with his left,

    he'll score with his right,

    that boy kermorgant makes van persie look shite!

    (repeat)

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    Either ooh ah Kermorgant song or suuuuper super Yan, super super Yan super Yan Kermorgant
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    He's big, he's French, he's really fucking hench, Kermorgant, kermorgant
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    he'll score with his left,


     

    he'll score with his right,


     

    that boy kermorgant makes van persie look shite!


     

    (repeat)

     

    or change van persie to another striker?

    i think this one sounds good

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    I saw don't you know, you say you don't know, I say (duh duh duh) KER-MO-GANT der der der da der der der...

    (to the tune of take me out by Franz Ferdinand)
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