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Song for Kemorgant - He deserves one!

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  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,787
    But "ooh aar" doesn't ryhme with "Kermorgant". For me that is a fail......................or am I being too picky?
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,284
    Still think Randy Hunts / Wayne rooney song is good but imo sounds better by dropping "to me" so instead of singing "He said to me his seen a French pele"

    we sing "He said he'd seen a French Pele" scans much smoother i think ?
  • Addick90
    Addick90 Posts: 677
    yeh thinking about it tangoflash it doesnt rhyme like cantona, though i think everyone is set on singing that one! the french pele with the 'to me' dropped sounds good too charltonbob
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,709
    Ooh ahh mortimer - rhymes
    Ooh ahh cantona - rhymes
    And then ooh ahh kermorgant :s

    Defo my one but I would say that :D
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    I don't think it has to rhyme. I think the french connection is the most significant factor

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,771
    Maybe we should record a few options and send them to him to decide which one he likes best! Reckon my William Tell one would sound brilliant though......

    Kermogant Kermogant Kermo gant gant gant
    Kermogant Kermogant Kermo gant gant gant
    Kermogant Kermogant Kermo gant gant gant
    Ooooo- oooo - Kermogant

    (then the words to the same tune)

    In the air on the grass in the goal my son
    Oozes class, whips your ar**se and he's French my son
    You can **** our wives when you want my son
    Annnnnd you're a deadball king.

    -reprise-

    Kermogant Kermogant Kermo gant gant gant
    Kermogant Kermogant Kermo gant gant gant
    Kermogant Kermogant Kermo gant gant gant
    Oooooooooo - Kermogant

    Ok, I'll get my coat - I'm no Paul McCartney
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,751
    to uptown girl

    Big Yann scores we will be winning when Big Yann scores etc etc
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,498
    Yanny cool-Boney M
  • haders
    haders Posts: 170
    edited January 2012
    OK, this is a football song waiting to be started:

    get the chorus of Flo Rida - Good Feeling
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OnnDqH6Wj8&ob=av2e
    and sing..

    Kermorgant, Kermorgant, Yann Kermorgant, der der der [repeat]
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,563
    Did anything get sung today for Yann?

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  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,196
    i didn't hear it NWQ near the north upper bit
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,709
    1 for solly did. His better than John terry
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,196
    sollys new one was loud and clear
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    Musically diseased
  • sirjohnhumphrey
    sirjohnhumphrey Posts: 1,867
    To the tune of khama Chameloen:
    Yanny, Yanny, Yanny, Yanny, Yanny, Yanny Kermogaaaaaant
    He's French you know, he's French you know o o o
    Scoring is so easy when Yanny is in our team
    He's in our team, he's in our team....

    Hmmm. Maybe not.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,205
    According to the club handbook, Yann's middle name is Alain. So, using his initials, we could just borrow "feed the Y.A.K. and he will score"?
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,373
    Please get rid of that horrific 'just cant get enough'/Celtic one.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,964
    What are the words to the verse of the 'we all dream of a team of kermorgants" song as you can hear the volume drop as most people don't know them!
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,057
    Number 1 is Kermogant & number 2 is Kermorgant & number 3 is Kermorgant & number 4 is Kermorgant
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    Number 5 is Kermorgant & number 6 is Kermorgant ................

    I think CEJ got to 103 at The Hartlepool game :-)
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,846
    To the tune of the French national anthem

    Well his name is Yanny Kermogant
    and he scores goals for the reds
    Well his name is Yanny Kermogant
    with his feet and with his head

    He shot down the fox of Leicester
    He'll do the same to poor Millwall

    Well his name is Yanny Kermogant
    and he scores goals for the reds

    My covered end days were the late 60s and 70s so over to you guys!

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  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,841
    Covered End said:

    Number 1 is Kermogant & number 2 is Kermorgant & number 3 is Kermorgant & number 4 is Kermorgant
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    Number 5 is Kermorgant & number 6 is Kermorgant ................

    I think CEJ got to 103 at The Hartlepool game :-)

    when i first heard this i thought you were singing... we all dream of a team of immigrants, a team of immigrants, a team of immigrants.
  • J BLOCK
    J BLOCK Posts: 8,323
    Covered End said:

    Number 1 is Kermogant & number 2 is Kermorgant & number 3 is Kermorgant & number 4 is Kermorgant
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    Number 5 is Kermorgant & number 6 is Kermorgant ................

    I think CEJ got to 103 at The Hartlepool game :-)

    Take out the numbers:

    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants

    Kermogant oh Kermogant, Kermogant oh Kermogant, Kermogant oh Kermogant, Kermogant oh Kermogant

    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,767
    edited August 2012
    I still think this is the best:

    Super, Super Yann
    Super, Super Yann
    Super, Super Yann
    Super Yann Kermorgant

    Sung a la Clive Mendonca - forgive the pun!
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,964
    Covered End said:

    Number 1 is Kermogant & number 2 is Kermorgant & number 3 is Kermorgant & number 4 is Kermorgant
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
    Number 5 is Kermorgant & number 6 is Kermorgant ................

    I think CEJ got to 103 at The Hartlepool game :-)

    How did I forget, doh :-)
  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,467
    I'm not taking credit for this but this my favourite:

    HE'S BIG
    HE'S YANN
    I'D LET HIM SHAG MY NAN
    KERMORGANT, KERMORGANT
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,284
    ME14addick said:

    I still think this is the best:

    Super, Super Yann
    Super, Super Yann
    Super, Super Yann
    Super Yann Kermorgant

    Sung a la Clive Mendonca - forgive the pun!

    Agree ME14 mentioned this a couple of times & finally some in the upper North started singing it tuesday, keep it up lads it will take off & everyone will be singing it just like for Super Clive.

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