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Every time Aaron Ramsey scores someone dies !

CafcCrazy
CafcCrazy Posts: 808
edited February 2012 in General Charlton
Aaron Ramsey scores V Man Utd (01/05/11) - Bin Laden (02/05/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Tottenham (02/10/11) - Steve Jobs (05/10/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Marseille (19/10/11) - Col. Gadaffi (20/10/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Sunderland )11/2/12)- Whitney Houston (11/2/12)

Coincidence? or should we all lock ourselves away in fear when he scores?

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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    People die every day.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    He does seem pretty indiscriminate :( I'm taking no chances.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    He's in Midsomer Murders this afternoon.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Whoever worked all that out has way too much time on their hands :)
  • tonyupnorth
    tonyupnorth Posts: 97
    No one died, When he scored for Wales.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    That's nothing Johnnie Jackson's goals are linked to crashes:

    6th August, penalty v Bournemouth - Chinook helicopter shot down in Afghanistan killing 38 people.
    20th August, goal v Scunny - Red Arrow Crashes.
    27th August, goal v Bury - Opera singer Salvatore Licitra crashes his scooter into a wall in Sicily. Later dies in hospital.
    24th September, goal v Chesterfield - Nasa's UARS Satellite crashes out of the sky.
    8th October penalty v Tranmere - Cessna carrying parachutists crashes in Australia.
    5th November brace v Preston - pile up on M5.
    14th January free kick v Wendies - Costa Concordia crashes into a rock and capsizes.
    21st January another free kick v a Sheffield side - You'll like this (not a lot): Northern magician Paul Daniels crashes a circular saw into his hand, cutting off his finger tip.
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,409
    Fernando Torres also has the same problem. The last time he scored Princess Diana died.
  • moleo88
    moleo88 Posts: 303
    ^^ Haha!
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    When he scored for Wales, Di did die.......
  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 912
    That's nothing Johnnie Jackson's goals are linked to crashes:

    6th August, penalty v Bournemouth - Chinook helicopter shot down in Afghanistan killing 38 people.
    20th August, goal v Scunny - Red Arrow Crashes.
    27th August, goal v Bury - Opera singer Salvatore Licitra crashes his scooter into a wall in Sicily. Later dies in hospital.
    24th September, goal v Chesterfield - Nasa's UARS Satellite crashes out of the sky.
    8th October penalty v Tranmere - Cessna carrying parachutists crashes in Australia.
    5th November brace v Preston - pile up on M5.
    14th January free kick v Wendies - Costa Concordia crashes into a rock and capsizes.
    21st January another free kick v a Sheffield side - You'll like this (not a lot): Northern magician Paul Daniels crashes a circular saw into his hand, cutting off his finger tip.
    No wonder my computer wasn't working a few weeks ago!
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  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    That's nothing Johnnie Jackson's goals are linked to crashes:

    6th August, penalty v Bournemouth - Chinook helicopter shot down in Afghanistan killing 38 people.
    20th August, goal v Scunny - Red Arrow Crashes.
    27th August, goal v Bury - Opera singer Salvatore Licitra crashes his scooter into a wall in Sicily. Later dies in hospital.
    24th September, goal v Chesterfield - Nasa's UARS Satellite crashes out of the sky.
    8th October penalty v Tranmere - Cessna carrying parachutists crashes in Australia.
    5th November brace v Preston - pile up on M5.
    14th January free kick v Wendies - Costa Concordia crashes into a rock and capsizes.
    21st January another free kick v a Sheffield side - You'll like this (not a lot): Northern magician Paul Daniels crashes a circular saw into his hand, cutting off his finger tip.
    now that's what i call dedicated research.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Dunno why but this thread reminded me of this particularly from 1.40

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1rYlCpOnM
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    CafcCrazy said:
    Aaron Ramsey scores V Man Utd (01/05/11) - Bin Laden (02/05/11) Aaron Ramsey scores V Tottenham (02/10/11) - Steve Jobs (05/10/11) Aaron Ramsey scores V Marseille (19/10/11) - Col. Gadaffi (20/10/11) Aaron Ramsey scores V Sunderland )11/2/12)- Whitney Houston (11/2/12) Coincidence? or should we all lock ourselves away in fear when he scores?

    Ramsey scores v Napoli on 11/4
    Tommy Smith dies on 12/4
  • Holdkneebomb
    Holdkneebomb Posts: 1,262
    So now we have to lock ourselves away for 2 days. This gets worse.

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