Alternative uses for the News Shopper...

BlackForestReds · February 2012

On another thread Bedsaddick says that he uses his copy to line the cat litter tray, what other uses can the NS be put to?

Mendonca In Asdas · February 2012

Thankfully it doesn't get anywhere near the letter box.

E_cafc · February 2012

It`s okay for when you run out of bog-roll! Not too harsh!

tangoflash · February 2012

Dunno but if that paperboy jams one more copy in my post-box instead of reading the sign on it clearly stating "No Free papers or junk mail" then I'll give them a new headline "paperboy slaughtered by irate man".

Lincsaddick · February 2012

I always like to get a free newspaper, they are full with good information .. upcoming gigs, marriages, court cases, property for sale, films, theatre, jumble sales (yes we still have them in the wilds, C B Sales have not entirely taken over) even the odd word or two about football, rugby and cricket. Up here where TV and the steam radio have yet to penetrate, the freebie weekly is, for many people, their only contact with the outside and evil world

SE10Addick · February 2012

I like to fold mine and make a nice hat out of it.

The women go wild for it

DRF · February 2012

Its good for irratating Milwall fans with.

incorruptible addick · February 2012

It's such a prestigious organ that it's the only paper in which to wrap up priceless family heirlooms.

buckshee · February 2012

I used the front pages today to wrap up my sandwiches as the tin foil had split and I didn't want them going stale

worked quilte well actually

SuperCliveMendonca · February 2012

To start my fire

charlton villager · February 2012

I like to fold mine and make a nice hat out of it.

The women go wild for it

Is the hat like Nelson's hat or more a tricorn hat of the Napoleonic era. I have have tried both versions but women just giggle at me and knock the hat of my head. Advice please SE 10 ???

Baldybonce · February 2012

I like to fold mine and make a nice hat out of it.

The women go wild for it
Is the hat like Nelson's hat or more a tricorn hat of the Napoleonic era. I have have tried both versions but women just giggle at me and
knock the hat of my head. Advice please SE 10 ???

have you tried a firemans helmet?

Saga Lout · February 2012

Oh er missus!

I only get the NS online so the only things I can do are either read it or delete it.

creepyaddick · February 2012

You could use it as wallpaper on the walls of your home office and then you would save money on both your internet connection charges and on wasted electricity that your laptop uses up because all the information you'd ever need would be readily on hand, staring you in the face

shirty5 · February 2012

Cheaper than "Trill"

SE10Addick · February 2012

I like to fold mine and make a nice hat out of it.

The women go wild for it
Is the hat like Nelson's hat or more a tricorn hat of the Napoleonic era. I have have tried both versions but women just giggle at me and knock the hat of my head. Advice please SE 10 ???

It's all about how you wear it mate.

If you haven't got it, even the sexiest of news shopper hat won't help.