BDL - I speak from experience. You need another machine to do that. There are several types on the market called mother or girlfriend or wife or mistress. With options 2 or 3 be careful not to choose a noisy version that goes on and on giving you ear ache. Option 1 is the most reliable and very dependable. Option 4 is the most attractive version but cannot be allowed in the same room as options 2 and 3 otherwise it will be you hanging out to dry not your clothes.
Flip open and light up a Zippo lighter in one very quick movement like what some people can. Strike a match with a thumb nail as in old cowboy/gangster films.
I can't run. Seriously. I managed to practically sever my ACL and other ligaments as well as destroying the cartilage, and to top it off, I have hyper mobility (unstable joints) so if I ever wanted to run, I'd muck up my knee severely. Can't skateboard.
Like many others it seems, I can't so the proper loud whistle. This has always annoyed me. If anyone knows the secret, please tell. Water-ski. I don't know why but I thought I would have been good at this. Couldn't have been more wrong. I can't play football without getting the urge to just try and thump the ball has hard as I can.
cant watch news programmes/sports/adverts/films/actually nearly any kind of programme without at some point commenting or talking or swearing or shouting at the tv screen. even at cinemas its difficult to hold back.
It's official; after my knee operation (cartilage repair and reconstructive surgery on the ACL, PCL and LCL) I can never run again. My knees are just simply too unstable and too weak for me to ever run. Also, I can't watch Scumchester United without either suffering from severe tourettes, or frothing at the mouth whenever a decision is given [incorrectly] their way. Also applies for Palarse, but side effects may be more severe.
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whistle
sing
keep up a rhythm (drives my Dad mad as he´s a drummer in a Dixieland jazz band)
DIY
With options 2 or 3 be careful not to choose a noisy version that goes on and on giving you ear ache. Option 1 is the most reliable and very dependable. Option 4 is the most attractive version but cannot be allowed in the same room as options 2 and 3 otherwise it will be you hanging out to dry not your clothes.
And I can't remember the dates of re-arranged home matches
D'oh!!!
Strike a match with a thumb nail as in old cowboy/gangster films.
Gave up smoking in the end!
Can't skateboard.
Water-ski. I don't know why but I thought I would have been good at this. Couldn't have been more wrong.
I can't play football without getting the urge to just try and thump the ball has hard as I can.
Also, I can't watch Scumchester United without either suffering from severe tourettes, or frothing at the mouth whenever a decision is given [incorrectly] their way. Also applies for Palarse, but side effects may be more severe.
make prolonged small talk at gatherings (unless it's about football)
dance
fart and belch simultaneously