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Kermy Song at Chesterfield

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  • MarkyE83
    MarkyE83 Posts: 210
    What about,

    Is it a bird, is it a plane
    He flys through the air like no other man,
    Its Super Yann, Super Yann.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,683
    Fa cup. Who gives a f**k

    I saw my mate
    The other day
    He said to me his seen a French pele

    His big, his strong
    He plays up front
    He goes by the name of kermorgant

    Nicked it from the man utd/Rooney song
  • MarkyE83
    MarkyE83 Posts: 210
    Hamer, to Mc Hammer Tune

    Now everytime he's playing, a cross he never drops,
    You get a sniff of goal and he's blocking off your shots,
    Its Hamer time, ooo ooo, ooo ooo, Its Hamer time.

    Bored at work!!
  • BowieAddick
    BowieAddick Posts: 1,192
    We all dream of a team of Kermorgants
  • ColinTat
    ColinTat Posts: 2,794
    How about Kermorgant, sung to the chorus of Oh La Mour.

    Ker-Mor-Gant
    Broke my Heart
    Now we're waiting for you to score
    Ker-Mor-Gant
    What's a boy in love
    Supposed to do

    We could be the first post-modern fans, who have a homo-erotic chant. Kick homophobia out of football, choose Kermorgant.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,630
    Or how about...

    To the tune of frere jaques

    Kermogant, Kermogant
    Scorez vous, Scorez vous
    Win another header, kick it in the goal
    Ding dang dong
    Ding dang dong
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    There's just something not right with singing Ding, Dang, Dong.
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,278
    There's just something not right with singing Ding, Dang, Dong.
    Haha quite ! It's very difficult coming up with something original but some of the songs suggested are so far removed from what a football crowd would sing you just have to laugh ;-)
  • Ilovelondontown
    Ilovelondontown Posts: 292
    as he dont like kermit how about
    feed the frog
    feed the frog
    feed the frog and he will score
    feeeed the frog and he will score

    and i hope the frog comment is taken the right way ! hope no one is offended, sorry if anyone is (pc blah blah)

  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Fa cup. Who gives a f**k

    I saw my mate
    The other day
    He said to me his seen a French pele

    His big, his strong
    He plays up front
    He goes by the name of kermorgant

    Nicked it from the man utd/Rooney song
    Like this one. Been singing it all day!


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  • BowieAddick
    BowieAddick Posts: 1,192
    Re. "I saw my mate" song, change line 3 to "He said he'd seen a French Pele"
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,021
    Fa cup. Who gives a f**k

    I saw my mate
    The other day
    He said to me his seen a French pele

    His big, his strong
    He plays up front
    He goes by the name of kermorgant

    Nicked it from the man utd/Rooney song
    Excellent
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,683
    Ta :D
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,630
    edited March 2012
    Ok, how about using that irritating oz advert song 'there's nothing like australia' ?

    There's nothing like
    There's nothing like
    There's nothing like
    There's nothing like yann Kermogant...

    You could that one going over and over
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,630
    Or, that insurance advert that uses I believe I can fly....

    I believe yann can fly
    I believe yann can touch the sky
    Win a header any time of day
    Score a goal in any old way
    Yann Kermogant
    Yann Kermogant...
  • SaoPauloAddick
    SaoPauloAddick Posts: 143
    To the tune of "Mr Tambourine Man"

    "Hey Mister Kermogant, Yann score a goal for me
    Cos you're French and there is nothing that you cannot do"
  • ColinTat
    ColinTat Posts: 2,794
    edited March 2012
    Or, that insurance advert that uses I believe I can fly....

    I believe yann can fly
    I believe yann can touch the sky
    Win a header any time of day
    Score a goal in any old way
    Yann Kermogant
    Yann Kermogant...
    Best by far for me. It goes sweetly with my closet theme as well. All I'm saying is choose Kermorgant, kick homophobia out of football.

  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    Why bring any of that crap into it?
    It's football - it's a football song. It doesn't have to make 'a statement'.
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,996
    To the tune of "Mr Tambourine Man"

    "Hey Mister Kermogant, Yann score a goal for me
    Cos you're French and there is nothing that you cannot do"
    Too much like the crappy embarrasing JJ song, need a new song for him too

  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,119
    I hate the 'Top of the League' song & 'He's better than Shaun' not for the sentiment but because the 'tune'sounds as moronic as it does when every other team in the country sings their bespoke version.
    Bring back 'Zigger Zagger'. Truly moronic but with class.

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  • ColinTat
    ColinTat Posts: 2,794
    Why bring any of that crap into it?
    It's football - it's a football song. It doesn't have to make 'a statement'.
    Oh dear Mr Humorless, and Mr Ignorant got together in your head. I thought Ryan Giggs, to the tune of Robin Hood was a political statement setting him up to lead the poor in the Anti Poll Tax Movement? But then he just sold tasty quorn burgers to them.
  • BowieAddick
    BowieAddick Posts: 1,192
    Johnnies song should be " scoring goals for me" not "runs down the wing for me" he has got 13 goals lets celebrate that.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,755
    Perhaps not but aside from banging out a verse of palace's sister act song I cant think of anything less original at the mo...couldn't we at least try to be a tiny bit different?
    What's a sister act song?
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,755
    What I don't understand is that if any Charlton fan had suggested using 'Just Can't Get Enough' as a Charlton song during any of the 29 years since it was written, people would have groaned, or moaned that it was too difficult. As soon as Liverpool fans give it a go it seems to be OK.

    I've suggested on here using 'It's a Sin' for Rhoys Wiggins because it fits perfectly. Others have made equally sensible suggestions. Do we need to wait for another club to use it, as they probably eventually will? (although admittedly it is now already 25 years old).

    Why do we bother suggesting songs on here: no-one pays any attention unless other clubs' fans are singing them already anyway.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,755
    I hate the 'Top of the League' song & 'He's better than Shaun' not for the sentiment but because the 'tune'sounds as moronic as it does when every other team in the country sings their bespoke version.
    Bring back 'Zigger Zagger'. Truly moronic but with class.
    This is another example. Sloop John B was written 46 years ago. Once one set of fans sing something, why do other clubs' fans copy? There are so many songs that can be sang - it just that no-one seems to have any confidence in their own fans' inventiveness.

    Perhaps an X-factor thing once a year would actually be a good thing. It would certainly be a laugh! If someone arranges one in advance I think I'd fly home specially for that (especially tied in with a home game ;-).
  • heavenSE7
    heavenSE7 Posts: 1,282
    Please, someone at the Bournemouth game ... please tell me that we sang his name today considering he was our last minute hero!
  • ColinTat
    ColinTat Posts: 2,794
    edited March 2012
    Hear, hear Mr Melrose. I'm so bored, with the banal chants - I can't say songs as they're pounded out like a neanderthal computer.

    Indeed I'm so Bored with the USA... is perfect for I'm so Bored with Crystal Palace, Always Bankrupt!

    For once something original, with a tiny bit of whit rather than pathetic idiotic posturing.

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