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Would you work for Crystal Palace?

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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,944
    http://www.cpfc.co.uk/page/Vacancies

    wouldn't fancy being a Steward what with them Ultras
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,609
    I couldn't think of anything more chilling. Me and the missus were once shopping in Croydon (but don't hold that against me) and we went for a coffee. I stopped in horror outside the cafe when I noticed they had a gallery of Palace photos on the wall. I refused pointblank to even go in there. My missus said, 'All right, stop mucking about.' But I was deadly serious. I told her I would rather wait outside in the rain than set foot in that cafe. And I did.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,386
    No, but only because it would be a nightmare getting to and from deepest South London!

    It woukld be awkward though, I would have no problems working for a club that weren't such close rivals, e..g. Fulham or Watford
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I couldn't think of anything more chilling. Me and the missus were once shopping in Croydon (but don't hold that against me) and we went for a coffee. I stopped in horror outside the cafe when I noticed they had a gallery of Palace photos on the wall. I refused pointblank to even go in there. My missus said, 'All right, stop mucking about.' But I was deadly serious. I told her I would rather wait outside in the rain than set foot in that cafe. And I did.

    I used to insure my car with Churchill Insurance, but after they started sponsoring Palace I shopped around...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,454
    Many years ago the company I was working for then go a lead from Palace and someone in the office thought it would be funny to send me.

    Had a nice chat with the HR manager in the Chairman's office, asked the usual questions like "what is your long term aim as a business" to which she replied "European football on a regular basis". I bit my lip and carried on.

    The next day they went into administration for the first time.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Madness--------100% i would work for em. Take their money and spend it on CAFC ---------how can that not be a double wammy ?
  • janey767
    janey767 Posts: 13
    no
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,822
    edited March 2012
    I'd like to manage them - now then what to do - get rid of Speroni on a free....................Alan McCormack should bolster the midfield! That old video of Marco Boogers looks good- he's bound to still have it - lets bring him in too. Great job but might not last long.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,176
    Depends on the role. I could be a decent administrator!

    I would find it very hard, which is bonkers when you apply adult logic to the situation.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,822
    Hasn't George Weah has a cousin who plays I heard. I'd also insist on having a fully representative team so keeper will need to have a visual impairment - I'm sure the rules will allow him to have a guide dog.

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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,409
    I would as long as I could play in goal ;o)
    Funny as f***!
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,145
    edited March 2012
    As a chef..

    as long as every supporter at half time could have a moody curry. then i would airlift an air sealed container over selhurst park and place it over the stadium cutting it off from the outside world. Then i just watch as the chaos begins...

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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,557
    If they overpay me, yes
    This.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,706
    Would I work for Palace?

    Yes of course, I would drive the bulldozer.
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,739
    Used to hate getting emails from KBslittlesis.

    They were fine till you got to the end and there was the bloody logo. I

    Sure she did it on purpose ; - )
    You know me so well H ;)

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