Steak and kidney pie with short-crust pastry, new potatoes and peas. Apple and apricot crumble with custard. A bottle of chateauneuf du Pape to wash it down.
A bucket of buffalo chicken wings ! Then a large lamb shish kebab with cheesey chips ! And then i would have cornflake tart with a litre of chocolate sauce. For drink i'd have a bottle of bleach
a selection of tapas to start. shepards pie with peas and gravy served over katy perrys body. messy. spotted dick for dessert. (you just dont know where that brand bloke has been before her.)
For starters it would be onion bhaji, mushroom pakora and vegetable samosa with selection of dips. Main would be beans, tin of tomatoes, mushrooms, three poached eggs, three vegetarian sausages, two onion bagels with lots of Heinz ketchup. Final sweet treat - lychees with vanilla ice cream. All washed down with two litres of ice cold root beer.
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Actually, 3 pies. Can't imagine anyone would be hungry knowing you're about to die.
Apple and apricot crumble with custard.
A bottle of chateauneuf du Pape to wash it down.
The pefect meal at any time.
Then a large lamb shish kebab with cheesey chips !
And then i would have cornflake tart with a litre of chocolate sauce.
For drink i'd have a bottle of bleach
Pint of Amstel to drink.
Blackberry and apple pie with clotted cream.
Cheese and biscuits.
As much Spitfire as l can manage.
Ahhh, a meal to die for.
King prawn vindaloo
Ginger sponge and custard
3 pints of Harveys...
... and hope I can gas my way to freedom
Lamb Tikka Vindaloo
Apple Crumble and Custard
All washed down with Stella Artios
And a pint of ice cold semi-skimmed milk.
shepards pie with peas and gravy served over katy perrys body. messy.
spotted dick for dessert. (you just dont know where that brand bloke has been before her.)
and to wash it down a pint of vodka.
Main would be beans, tin of tomatoes, mushrooms, three poached eggs, three vegetarian sausages, two onion bagels with lots of Heinz ketchup.
Final sweet treat - lychees with vanilla ice cream.
All washed down with two litres of ice cold root beer.
Chicken curry with naan bread
6 bags of Mexican Chillie McCoys (i dont like desserts)
Pint of Guiness
Pint ...
In fact f*** it I'm gonna have that tonight....
Toad in the hole with onion gravy and roast potatoes
Chicken Vindaloo with poppadoms and Keema Naan
Night with Jessica Alba
Crispy duck
Beef massaman
Egg fried rice
Rib eye medium rare with chunky chips
Onion bhaji
King prawn birianhi
Keema naan
Bombay potato
Lobster
5 bottles of gavi