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Pick your Own Mum and dad

CharltonHeston68CharltonHeston68
edited April 2012 in Not Sports Related
If you could pick your own Mum and Dad, fictional or non-fictional.......

Who would you choose?

I'll go for........Tiger Woods and Pauline Fowler.

Free golf tuition, all my meals cooked, clothes ironed and no-one would talk about shagging my Mum!!
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    CH4RLTONCH4RLTON
    Chris Powell father and Carol Vorderman Yummy Mummy!
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    Oh I dunno, Wendy Richards back in the day... I guess I have to think of some. Stephen fry is funny, and delaih smith can cook. On the plus side, I'd never have to think about them shagging, on the down side I'd probably have to support Norwich.
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    Chris Powell father and Carol Vorderman Yummy Mummy!

    Why would you want your own mum to be a yummy mummy?

    Not form Norwich are you?
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    I'd consider Warren Buffett - rich, old....
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    bakchatbakchat
    SCP for father just because he is too cool! Any woman that has loads of money to invest in Charlton will do me :D
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    Saga LoutSaga Lout
    Quite happy with the ones I had, may they rest in peace.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    David Beckham and Rachel from Countdown
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    Bill_StumpsBill_Stumps
    edited April 2012

    I'll go for........Tiger Woods and Pauline Fowler.

    Free golf tuition, all my meals cooked, clothes ironed and no-one would talk about shagging my Mum!!
    I think you're being a bit tough on your would-be mum.
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    Michael Palin & Curb_It.
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    CharltonHeston68CharltonHeston68

    I'll go for........Tiger Woods and Pauline Fowler.

    Free golf tuition, all my meals cooked, clothes ironed and no-one would talk about shagging my Mum!!
    I think you're being a bit tough on your would-be mum.

    True......lovely picture......but then I here those words....... 'Oh Arfur!!!!'

    I've gone limp all of a sudden..
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    ChunesChunes
    Richard Branson and Mother Teresa
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    Yann Kermorgant and Johnnie Jackson through a surrogate....
    Seriously though... Alexis Conran and Nico.
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    Jack_CharltonJack_Charlton
    dwight yorke and katie price
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    mistrollinginmistrollingin
    Saga Lout
    1:09PM
    Quite happy with the ones I had, may they rest in peace.

    Same here thank you.

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    StigStig

    True......lovely picture......but then I here those words....... 'Oh Arfur!!!!'

    I've gone limp all of a sudden..
    But, 'Oh Tiger!!!!' might sound a bit different.
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    Dazzler21Dazzler21
    Stupid question.
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    tangoflashtangoflash
    Bill Gates for a dad..................I'd let him choose his own wife, as long as she doesn't squander all my inheritance.....................................
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    WheresmeticketWheresmeticket
    Richard Briars and Felicity Kendal.
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    WheresmeticketWheresmeticket
    Oh hang on, I think they WERE my mum and dad...can't remember.
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    AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    Ron Jeremy and Hattie Jaques
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    March51March51
    Very happy with my Charlton loving Dad and my lovely Mum, but wish my mate's mum and dad had been 'the new bird fom Countdown' andTommy Cooper!
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    StigStig
    Bill Gates for a dad..................I'd let him choose his own wife, as long as she doesn't squander all my inheritance.....................................
    Nice idea Tango, but he's said his kids will inherit very little of his fortune as he wants them to stand on their own feet. Most of his money will go to the Gates Foundation. Why not choose Steve Jobs, you'd get more money and you could have it now ;-)
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    MacronateMacronate
    Superman & Tessa Sanderson.
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    This has to be the strangest question ive seen on CL for a very long time.
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    AdTheAddicKAdTheAddicK
    Prince charles
    And grace kelly !
    Don't know why !
    Think my drinks still talking !
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    Oriental_AddickOriental_Addick
    Find it very strange that some people on here would choose their mother based on how physically attractive they find her to be...sickos.
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    AdTheAddicKAdTheAddicK
    Oriental_Addick
    Ohhh boree off !
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    Well, if I had an attractive mother there is less chance I'd look like the swamp donkey I do now!
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    Oriental_Addick
    Ohhh boree off !
    Think he might be being ironic Ad....i.e. as in 'having a laugh'.

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    AdTheAddicKAdTheAddicK
    Yeaaaah same here soundasa£
    That's what i'm doing as in 'having a laugh'.
    :)
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