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Pick your Own Mum and dad
CharltonHeston68
Posts: 199
If you could pick your own Mum and Dad, fictional or non-fictional.......
Who would you choose?
I'll go for........Tiger Woods and Pauline Fowler.
Free golf tuition, all my meals cooked, clothes ironed and no-one would talk about shagging my Mum!!
Who would you choose?
I'll go for........Tiger Woods and Pauline Fowler.
Free golf tuition, all my meals cooked, clothes ironed and no-one would talk about shagging my Mum!!
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Chris Powell father and Carol Vorderman Yummy Mummy!0
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Oh I dunno, Wendy Richards back in the day... I guess I have to think of some. Stephen fry is funny, and delaih smith can cook. On the plus side, I'd never have to think about them shagging, on the down side I'd probably have to support Norwich.0
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Chris Powell father and Carol Vorderman Yummy Mummy!
Why would you want your own mum to be a yummy mummy?
Not form Norwich are you?0 -
I'd consider Warren Buffett - rich, old....0
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SCP for father just because he is too cool! Any woman that has loads of money to invest in Charlton will do me
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Quite happy with the ones I had, may they rest in peace.0
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David Beckham and Rachel from Countdown0
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I think you're being a bit tough on your would-be mum.
I'll go for........Tiger Woods and Pauline Fowler.
Free golf tuition, all my meals cooked, clothes ironed and no-one would talk about shagging my Mum!!
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Michael Palin & Curb_It.0
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I think you're being a bit tough on your would-be mum.
I'll go for........Tiger Woods and Pauline Fowler.
Free golf tuition, all my meals cooked, clothes ironed and no-one would talk about shagging my Mum!!
True......lovely picture......but then I here those words....... 'Oh Arfur!!!!'
I've gone limp all of a sudden..0 -
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Richard Branson and Mother Teresa0
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Yann Kermorgant and Johnnie Jackson through a surrogate....
Seriously though... Alexis Conran and Nico.0 -
dwight yorke and katie price0
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Saga Lout
1:09PM
Quite happy with the ones I had, may they rest in peace.
Same here thank you.
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But, 'Oh Tiger!!!!' might sound a bit different.
True......lovely picture......but then I here those words....... 'Oh Arfur!!!!'
I've gone limp all of a sudden..
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Stupid question.0
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Bill Gates for a dad..................I'd let him choose his own wife, as long as she doesn't squander all my inheritance.....................................0
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Richard Briars and Felicity Kendal.0
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Oh hang on, I think they WERE my mum and dad...can't remember.0
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Ron Jeremy and Hattie Jaques0
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Very happy with my Charlton loving Dad and my lovely Mum, but wish my mate's mum and dad had been 'the new bird fom Countdown' andTommy Cooper!0
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Bill Gates for a dad..................I'd let him choose his own wife, as long as she doesn't squander all my inheritance.....................................
Nice idea Tango, but he's said his kids will inherit very little of his fortune as he wants them to stand on their own feet. Most of his money will go to the Gates Foundation. Why not choose Steve Jobs, you'd get more money and you could have it now ;-)0 -
Superman & Tessa Sanderson.0
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This has to be the strangest question ive seen on CL for a very long time.0
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Prince charles
And grace kelly !
Don't know why !
Think my drinks still talking !0 -
Find it very strange that some people on here would choose their mother based on how physically attractive they find her to be...sickos.0
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Oriental_Addick
Ohhh boree off !0 -
Well, if I had an attractive mother there is less chance I'd look like the swamp donkey I do now!0
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Oriental_Addick
Think he might be being ironic Ad....i.e. as in 'having a laugh'.
Ohhh boree off !
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Yeaaaah same here soundasa£
That's what i'm doing as in 'having a laugh'.
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