Don't start me talking
I could talk all ni-i-i-ight
My mind went - sleep walking
Needed to put the club to ri-i-ights
Called Alan Pardew's agent
Has he got himself an occu-pation?
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
There are no bigtime Charlies
To keep us in the mi-i-ire
It will be a laughing party
When we start climbing hi-igher
Only takes a bit of vigour One more win it's a simple figure
Pardew's army is here to stay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
West Ham was up for grabs
Jwanna Taylor has got crabs.
We saw the Geor-dees' back line
Overrun by our Chinese ni-ine We'll beat the boys from the Lane and the Pier and the Tyne
So there's no danger
Of us going down this year
Relegation'll be a stranger
For so long as Mr. Pardew's here
If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you off to Day and Curbs
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
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I could talk all ni-i-i-ight
My mind went - sleep walking
Needed to put the club to ri-i-ights
Called Alan Pardew's agent
Has he got himself an occu-pation?
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
There are no bigtime Charlies
To keep us in the mi-i-ire
It will be a laughing party
When we start climbing hi-igher
Only takes a bit of vigour
One more win it's a simple figure
Pardew's army is here to stay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
West Ham was up for grabs
Jwanna Taylor has got crabs.
We saw the Geor-dees' back line
Overrun by our Chinese ni-ine
We'll beat the boys from the Lane and the Pier and the Tyne
So there's no danger
Of us going down this year
Relegation'll be a stranger
For so long as Mr. Pardew's here
If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you off to Day and Curbs
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
Alan Pardew's Red And White Army!!
WE ARE STAYING UP!
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Alan Pardew's red and white army!!!
We Are staying upp!!!
ALAN PARDEW'S RED AND WHITE ARMY
ALAN PARDEW'S RED AND WHITE ARMY
RED AND WHITE
ARMY!
Red and White
Army!