Just to cheer Davey up from all the Smith's based versions:
The palace send signals
From the rocks above the pass
The spanners take positions
In the bushes and the grass
The squad is with the Pardew
His Red and White Army
We don't mind the language
Its the beatings we don't need
We let loose all the deadwood
When the fatcats were asleep
Jimmy wakes to find the fires dead
And pies have filled his a*se
And Peter Varney rides around
And says its cool for Parks
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The palace send signals
From the rocks above the pass
The spanners take positions
In the bushes and the grass
The squad is with the Pardew
His Red and White Army
We don't mind the language
Its the beatings we don't need
We let loose all the deadwood
When the fatcats were asleep
Jimmy wakes to find the fires dead
And pies have filled his a*se
And Peter Varney rides around
And says its cool for Parks
Alan Pardew's Red and White Army!
Alan Pardew's Red and White Army
I'm getting bloody good at this
"Alan Pardews Red and White Army"
Alan Pardew's Red and White Army
ALAN PARDEW'S RED AND WHITE ARMY!