Very funny, but he sounds like the kind of bloke that would buy a bottle of bleach, read the instructions "not to be taken internally" and drink the lot.
Also linked on Facebook a while ago, also probably NSFW depending on your job!
Get one and have it all over you and no one could stop you from invading the pitch and staying there to your heart's delight, no steward could grab and hold you... LOL!!
Ha, ha. My missus has just borrowed my tablet to look up something on Amazon and asked me why my recently searched items was showing up this particular...er...gadget?
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Also linked on Facebook a while ago, also probably NSFW depending on your job!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00200LO7Q?keywords=shewee&qid=1449417155&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1
Look for the review by Gaia - second one down, I think.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Run-Successful-Dental-Business/product-reviews/1515121569/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_paging_btm_next_3?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=3
Seems very reasonably priced at £7.99 - but I wish they had a Kindle version.
Shocking lack of "not the book to get your teeth into" sort of puns.