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Upper West Songs

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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,009
    Goodbye house, goodbye house
    Say goodbye to your house
    And as you are saying goodbye to your house
    We'll repossess your car
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,636
    Have people really got nothing better to do/say than have a pop at our own?

    Laughable.
    its a joke!!!

  • Addickforlife
    Addickforlife Posts: 2,101
    Goodbye house, goodbye house
    Say goodbye to your house
    And as you are saying goodbye to your house
    We'll repossess your car
    Hahaha this!
  • redlanered
    redlanered Posts: 2,221
    Actually, when the North sings "sit down, shut up", I've always assumed they were looking our way...
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,872
    We sing when we want, we sing when we waaaaaaaaaaaaant...
    We are the West Stand
    We sing when we want!
    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    This! We could sing it and then get the east stand to sing it, then the jimmy seed, finished by the north.

    There's a club in Oz, Melbourne Victory that do this, sounds awesome!

    I'll be singing in the west on Saturday, it would be nice to have people join in!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,178
    Oh, I think I get it now. How about (to the North)

    Shit seats shit fans,
    Shit seats shit fans.

    Or

    We are the richest, we are the richest,
    We are the richest in the ground.

    Is that the general idea - am I getting there?

    meeeoooooowwwwwww
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Stand up, if your bovrils cold
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,636
    I'll be singing in the west on Saturday, it would be nice to have people join in!
    Where abouts are you Oz?

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    edited May 2012
    'Goodbye Polo Pony'
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,396
    Me and CatJnr ALWAYS sing in the west. He also joins in 'bouncy bouncy'

    Kap & Oz - where will you be?

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  • Beckboy
    Beckboy Posts: 1,685
    Funeral march
  • I'll be singing in the west on Saturday, it would be nice to have people join in!
    Where abouts are you Oz?

    What tune is that to?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    we are tartan, we are tartan, we are tartan
    covered up
    we are tartan, we are tartan, we are tartan
    covered up
    Love this one.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Have people really got nothing better to do/say than have a pop at our own?

    Laughable.
    Oh the irony!
    Meaning?

    You've seen me slagging off people who pay £400 a season to watch the team then?
    not unheard of to be fair! Eg. some pre-emptive moaning about possible moaners about a minute into the Preston post-match thread.

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    'Where the F**kin hell are we?'
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,176
    im in the west lower - dont jump up there... dust will fall in my bovril
  • redlanered
    redlanered Posts: 2,221
    Loadas and loadas of money.

    Can you hear the peasents sing? no, no, no.

    Your sister and your mother
    you farther and your brother
    you all work with one another
    for my company
    Followed by: "Again..we'll never pay you again..."
  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    "We're going to beat the traffic"
    "We are the West Stand, We'll sleep when we want"
    "Go to the pub, Drink 10 pints, Absoloutley plastered,Go to your seat, Stand and sing, Annoying North Stand b@stards!"
  • Woodsywood
    Woodsywood Posts: 991
    Is this a stand war?
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    Oh, I think I get it now. How about (to the North)

    Shit seats shit fans,
    Shit seats shit fans.

    Or

    We are the richest, we are the richest,
    We are the richest in the ground.

    Is that the general idea - am I getting there?

    LOL you really are a happy fella

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  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,176
    Loadas and loadas of money.

    Can you hear the peasents sing? no, no, no.

    Your sister and your mother
    you farther and your brother
    you all work with one another
    for my company
    Followed by: "Again..we'll never pay you again..."
    Brilliant!
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,232
    One west stand car park, there's only one west stand car park....
  • CyrilDavies
    CyrilDavies Posts: 855
    Clowns to the left of me!,jokers to the right,here i am stuck in the middle with you!!!!!!!
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,396
    Clowns to the left of me!,jokers to the right,here i am stuck in the middle with you!!!!!!!
    Nice One Cyril !


    Solly, I'll get my coat
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,999
    LSE
    LSE
    You're all skint - we've made a mint
    Down at the LSE
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,944
    "Sometimes you're better off dead
    There's a blanket in your hand and it's pointing at your head
    You think you're mad, too unstable
    Kicking the seat in front of you and knocking down tables
    In the West Stand, in a Sarf London town
    Call the police, there's bovril around
    Swirling round underground to a pop in bar
    In a Sarf London town

    We're the West Stand massive in a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    In a Sarf London town, a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    West Stand girls

    Too little singing, whispering voices
    Faces on posters, confusing choices
    If, when, why, what?
    Bovril or hot pot?
    Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
    And which do you choose, a hard or soft option?
    (How much do you need?)

    We're the West End massive in a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    In a Sarf London town, a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    West Stand girls
    West Stand girls

    (How much do you need?)

    We're the West Stand massive in a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    Oooh Sarf London town, a dead end world
    East Stand boys, West Stand Girls
    West Stand girls

    You've got a heart just working or a heart of stone
    Just you wait 'til you get the bus home
    We've got no future, but we've had a glorious past
    Here today, built to last
    In every city, in every nation
    From the River Thames to Charlton station
    (How far have you been?)

    In a Sarf London town, a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    A Sarf London town, a dead end world
    East Stand Boys, West Stand girls
    West Stand girls

    West Stand girls

    West Stand girls
    (How far have you been?)







  • wickford
    wickford Posts: 863
    Wake me up before you go go....
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,636
    I'll be singing in the west on Saturday, it would be nice to have people join in!
    Where abouts are you Oz?

    What tune is that to?
    To the tune of "Whats its like to be ...."
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,636
    Me and CatJnr ALWAYS sing in the west. He also joins in 'bouncy bouncy'

    Kap & Oz - where will you be?
    Block L Row B Seat 142

  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,999
    Tell my butler,
    build a bonfire,
    put the east stand on the top,
    put the north stand in the middle and burn the blazing lot