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The Olympics - Guaranteed Medal wins for Britain

GreenieGreenie
edited May 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
The Olympics will be here in a couple of months. So with that in mind I had a thought about the events we will win, cant think of many to be honest, however what if we include some things that Britain is 'good' at that would guarantee us a gold medals?

I think the following events will be winners.

Drunken gutter puking

Dogging

The 100 meter Hoodie chase

Queuing

The very polite 'after you'

Anymore boys and girls? *Its Friday and I'm bored at work*

Comments

  • iaitchiaitch
    Ladies with size 36 backsides squeezed into size 10 jeans.
  • MacronateMacronate
    moaning marathon (gold, silver & bronze)

    the 1500m for finding as many dog turds on the floor as possible

    the under 16 & pregnant shots down your neck steeplechase


  • E_cafcE_cafc
    Trousers hanging half way down your legs with your boxers showing and attitude problem! Defo a Gold!
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Gold For : Anti Aircraft Missile Sitings
    F***ing Up Greenwich Park
    Slickest Ticket Touting
    Shoddy 'Souvenir' Rip Offing
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    We and the British media seem to be pretty good at building up Our sports men and women, then finding a way to knock them down just at the critical moment, so if there was an event called The Shoot Yourself In The Foot Mixed Doubles, we'd be world beaters....
  • MacronateMacronate
    pole vault (open to immigrant Poles only)
  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    The worst logo competition?
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Worst infrastructure event.

    Extreme cycle path riding.

    Costliest and longest passport renewal service for expats living abroad competition.

    Biggest gridlock traffic jam event (best in Europe, if not the world)

  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    E-Cafc I think the US may win that one.
  • InCurbsWeTrustedInCurbsWeTrusted
    200 meter sprint while holding 42" flatscreen TV
    Synchonised long-jump to the front of queues and then saying "Fack off, I wosh shud 'ere!!"
    50 meter pistol relay while riding a BMX with your hood up
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  • MacronateMacronate
    the drought affected high diving competition (helmets provided)
  • Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick
    Most tattoos and piercings on and under 18 competitor?
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    An actual event - shooting.

    Well it's being held in Woolwich, so if they don't win it there, they'll never win it!
  • MacronateMacronate
    the 110m high on cocaine hurdles
  • moutuakillamoutuakilla
    I have to say I think the US would win most of these hands down. Queuing bein an exception as we bloody love that. how about most abuse taken and being able to suck it up? most coffee shops - not really an event but I am sure we can work around that. moaning, yeah you're right there there's a gold. Bloody hate lists...
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    the drought affected high diving competition (helmets provided)
    the rain affected drought competition. Wellies privided.
  • E_cafcE_cafc
    E-Cafc I think the US may win that one.
    Not around Plumstead they won`t! ;)

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