Can't think of anything to add to the picture - Curbs body language says it all. He looks like a beaten man and Pards is looking on sympathetically. You could guess the result from this picture alone...
1. I'd stick down this end mate, they chuffing hate you up the other end!
2. Yeah I know, I said I didn't want 'A P', down my trouser leg but they didn't listen!
3. (Lady) Thank you for visiting the Valley today, we have 74 exits around the ground, but in case you get stuffed and need to get out quickly head bowed, emergency lighting will be illuminated along the path way.
Me too. Even amid all the elation of the match, I couldn't help thinking how difficult it must have been for him: everyone in the stadium singing for AP - the stadium he helped build. He's too nice a guy to deserve that. Cruel game sometimes.
Curbishley trudges off to detention...('Sorry for wrecking your old team Mr. Pardew Sir') while the girl behind gets ready to put the 'Kick My Arse' post-it sticker on the naughty boys back... Pardew wonders if he's due a caning...
(In your best David Attenbrough voice) ... and the new Alpha Male stands watchful, as the severely wounded former leader of the herd leaves his territory, in a submissive pose and avoiding eye contact, to show that he poses no further threat. Meanwhile the vultures circle overhead, anticipating that the mauling he has received may soon prove fatal...
(admittedly this would work better if it was a post-match photo rather than a pre-match one)
[cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite](In your best David Attenbrough voice)
... and the new Alpha Male stands watchful, as the severely wounded former leader of the herd leaves his territory, in a submissive pose and avoiding eye contact, to show that he poses no further threat. Meanwhile the vultures circle overhead, anticipating that the mauling he has received may soon prove fatal.
[cite]Posted By: stanmoreaddick[/cite]Very clever Aliwibble, very clever!
Thanks :-)
I was going to make some reference to why Pards feels the need to stand with his legs so far apart, but I thought that might be lowering the tone.
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AP: All I got from West Ham were these lowsy Nikes'!
Woman by Curbs: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lady standing behind Curbs..." OOhhh, Ello Sailor"
2. Yeah I know, I said I didn't want 'A P', down my trouser leg but they didn't listen!
3. (Lady) Thank you for visiting the Valley today, we have 74 exits around the ground, but in case you get stuffed and need to get out quickly head bowed, emergency lighting will be illuminated along the path way.
I know it won't be popular but now the match is out f the way, i really feel sorry of him!
Me too. Even amid all the elation of the match, I couldn't help thinking how difficult it must have been for him: everyone in the stadium singing for AP - the stadium he helped build. He's too nice a guy to deserve that. Cruel game sometimes.
Until I heard the blurbed about 'I'm a West Ham boy, live in the area' blah blah blah
No hard feelings Al, close the door on your way out there's a good fella.
My thoughts exactly when I heard the post match interview
Pardew wonders if he's due a caning...
... and the new Alpha Male stands watchful, as the severely wounded former leader of the herd leaves his territory, in a submissive pose and avoiding eye contact, to show that he poses no further threat. Meanwhile the vultures circle overhead, anticipating that the mauling he has received may soon prove fatal...
(admittedly this would work better if it was a post-match photo rather than a pre-match one)
Very clever Aliwibble, very clever!
I was going to make some reference to why Pards feels the need to stand with his legs so far apart, but I thought that might be lowering the tone.