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Fifty shades of shite

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    UboatUboat
    i dont find it very practical at all.

    impossible to turn the pages while cocks in hand and a thumb up the bum.
    You've got more than one cock?
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    seth plumseth plum
    It an erotic, mystery romance. The first book regardless of having 4 kids and commitment I read within a 46 hour period. It is truly captivating. Halfway through second now third has just arrived in post. The first book has a lot of sex and what I call 'extra curricular sexual activities.' They are a 27 year old man, with dominatrix and stalking tendencies, who happens to be a powerful self made billionaire and a 23 year old university graduate virgin. The man has a very troubled past and is hiding a lot (hence) the mystery, he has never had a girlfriend and never had 'vanilla sex' before merely submissives in his 'red room of pain'. '50 Shades' represents different sides of his personality. The second book delves more into the darker side of Mr Grey...
    Different sides of his personality eh? His wedge is his least attractive feature to the ( University Educated!!) virgin obviously, she prefers the side of his personality that is into ice cream, vanilla flavoured? The intelligent chioce for graduates? My advice to the woman is to get him to help her with her massive student loan.
    Confused of Lee

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    EastTerraceEastTerrace
    CAFCCrazy - brilliant!
    I agree, well written, makes you think you were there. Is it available on Kindle?
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Had a quick flick did you Fanny? They that good?
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    StoneStone
    Had a quick flick did you Fanny? They that good?
    Very good sir.

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    RedMonsterRedMonster
    Is this really what all the fuss is about!
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    richie8richie8
    I was sitting opposite a woman reading the book on the train last night and her face was getting redder by the station stop!
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    TelMc32TelMc32
    Any coincidence that comes out and we have the wettest June since records began...
    Too dry SE10!! Think it washed over a few ;-)
    I've read it 4 times its great but its nothing I've not done in the bedroom or in a public space
    What Shag? You read in the bedroom & in public spaces?? :)
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    edited July 2012
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    Powell Is PleasantPowell Is Pleasant
    This is most definitely the best reading of it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

    Incidentally, my sister read the book and thought it was awful; but she thought it was going to be a crime thriller.

    Also, I don't know why it annoys me that so many people have rushed out and bought it, just to jump on the bandwagon. What's the psychology behind disliking trends?
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    ScohamScoham
    http://www.twitter.com/50soandygray
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    CafcCrazyCafcCrazy

    I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.

    "At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,

    "You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.

    Are all Kindle readers such miserable bastards
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    CallumcafcCallumcafc
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4421896/Mans-brown-sauce-attack-over-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey.html
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    ScrappyCAFCScrappyCAFC
    Ha Ha Andy does a good job
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    CafcCrazyCafcCrazy
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4421896/Mans-brown-sauce-attack-over-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey.html
    'I had every intention of squirting her with the sauce'

    Now what actually made him wake up, go to the shop and think ahh brown sauce will put my point forward?
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    Vinnie V.Vinnie V.
    That has to be made up surely.
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    WoodsywoodWoodsywood
    That has to be made up surely.
    When has the Scum every made something up? :-)
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    CafcCrazyCafcCrazy
    http://www.twitter.com/50soandygray
    After her first time, she picks up her first used condom. He snatches it off her, hurling it out of the open window. “You don’t save those!”

    Priceless.
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    Curb_ItCurb_It

    I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.

    "At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,

    "You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.

    Are all Kindle readers such miserable bastards
    Shows how you much you know about a woman if you think her fingers get wet whilst reading a bit of soft porn.

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    JTJT
    She didn't have to lick her fingers as she had a kindle.
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Oh dear!
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    She didn't have to lick her fingers as she had a kindle.
    Thats a very good point. Do you think he lied?

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    JTJT
    I'm completely lost.
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    Bournemouth AddickBournemouth Addick
    Pmsl at the recent turn of events. :-D
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    ShagShag
    I'm wet
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    Behind the ears.
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    JTJT
    I'm bone dry
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Dry as a nuns crotch.
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    JTJT
    Dry as a nuns kindle
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    Saga LoutSaga Lout
    edited July 2012
    I'm wet
    So am I - fxxxing crap flat roof!
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