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Fattest and most unfit players you've seen.

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  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,803
    Akinfenwa:

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    Woman I work with has a son at Gillingham. He reckons that Akinfenwa has hardly any fat on him. He is built like a brick shithouse by all accounts
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,676
    Harry Cripps was no beanpole.
  • SE18Addick
    SE18Addick Posts: 375
    Joey Barton (mentally rather than physically unfit)
  • ColinTat
    ColinTat Posts: 2,794
    Saw Afinkewa wondering into training/physio at Gills one morning. Didn't look fat, just looked bloody tough, had a nice smile for the doorman though who let him in.

    Pointless 1.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,597
    Akinfenwa is all muscle, absolute beast of a man!

    JFH, simply for the size of his arse
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    As the song went big fat big fat Pete big fat Peter garland
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,233
    Ferenc Puskás
    The infamous quote from an England player "Look at that little fat chap. We'll murder this lot" did precede the 3-6 drubbing by Hungary, in which Puskás scored two goals. (He got another two in the follow-up 1-7 thrasing in Hungary.)
    His record was 509 goals in 523 club matches and 84 in 85 for Hungary. Not too shabby for a porkster.

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