Things to moan about your missus.
B/2. Leaving the ironing till it's a massive pile.
C/3. Taking ages to do the ironing. (In front of the tv, while I'm trying to watch it)
D/4. Living dirty washing till the wash basket over flows (Really annoying that one!)
E/5. Leaving clean stuff in the dish washer so others can't put their dirty stuff in there.
F/6. Hoovering before 8 am on a Saturday.
G/7. Moaning at me to put the bins out. (Why is it all ways my job ffs)
H/8. NEVER getting whats written on the shopping list.
I/9. Putting the toilet seat down so I got to lift it to take a pee.
J/10. Hanging me coat up after I've laid it nicely on the back of the sofa.
K/11. Mopping the tiled floor without warning so I go arse over tit.
Honestly I'd trade ger in for a new model, but I'va had her so long she's almost part of the family....
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How long you got????
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1. Dinner not on table at 6:30pm when in early
2. Dinner on table at 6:30pm when bridge is bad and I don't get in till 7:00pm
3. Hoovering before 9am
4. Ironing when should be getting tea and expecting me to make tea.
5. Not driving
6. State of the garden, really does need lawn cutting and weeding more often
7. Dusting my bald head whilst I am sitting in front of the tele watching the sport
8. Working in the afternoon and not preparing dinner and expecting me too.
9. Not answering my work related phone calls at night when I am asleep
10. Moaning that she can't Hoover the seat when I am asleep on it.
11. Expecting me to make her a cup of tea after we return home on Saturday after shopping, blimey she only carried it all from the shops to the car, put it away, I drove, packed the fridge and paid for it.
12. Calling me lazy
13. Unlucky for some, Reading Charlton life,
14. Good point, well there must be at least 1. Being happily married for either 33 or 34 years and having a good sense of humour.
oh anyone know a decent solicitor,0 -
Laying in bed till 8.30am at the weekend when I'm sitting on the sofa hungry.
Breakfast dont make itself and she knows it.0 -
Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!0 -
Being a Palace fan.0
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; )ME14addick said:Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!0 -
You don't keep a dog and bark yourself.ME14addick said:Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!
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She never apologises or admits she was wrong
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yep pretty much spot on with that list.
my wife doesn't cook much because she tends to burn everything. when she does though she manages to use every pot, pan and utensil we've got.... even some I didn't know we owned. i walk into the kitchen afterwards and it looks like a bomb's hit it. Being a mild ocd sufferer, it freaks me out a bit.
also she leaves lights on everywhere. I come home and every light in the house is on . Que minor freak out as I imagine the electric meter wheezing round. i then have to go round the house turning them all off. you go into a room turn the light on turn as you leave you turn it off - how hard is that?
And another thing - have you ever heard a man say 'oh no i'm not going to buy it
, just wanted to see what it looked like on'
what?! So i've been sitting in this clothes shop like a muppet for god knows how long why you play dress up.
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Put the kettle on treacle.ME14addick said:Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!0 - Sponsored links:
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I refer you to my number 14.ME14addick said:Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!
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Demarcation lines. I would not want my wife to have her position put under threatME14addick said:Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!
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L/12. Calling me a sexist?
WTF did that come from? I all ways let her pay her way! Ffs0 -
Moaning about me wiping bogeys on the cats0
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She's fat.0
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I'm a bit of a new man so I started eating mine - not leaving her with my bogies to clean up - and she doesn't like that either. FFS, feminism gone mad.Stebo said:Carter said:Moaning about me wiping bogeys on the cats
there's a no win situation with bogeys - no matter where you put them she moans.0 -
Maybe they are trying to wind us up but it is not working, suspect they are all under the thumb!ME14addick said:Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!
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What man isn't pussy whipped!kimbo said:
Maybe they are trying to wind us up but it is not working, suspect they are all under the thumb!ME14addick said:Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
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Nothing wrong with that - its recycling.Wheresmeticket? said:
I'm a bit of a new man so I started eating mine - not leaving her with my bogies to clean up - and she doesn't like that either. FFS, feminism gone mad.Stebo said:Carter said:Moaning about me wiping bogeys on the cats
there's a no win situation with bogeys - no matter where you put them she moans.0 - Sponsored links:
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When You lose something She always asks:
"Where d'you lose it" ?
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My missus today, wanted to run across six lanes of fast moving traffic while having had a knee operation not so long ago to get up close to the arc de shitting triumph. I told her to forget it and she goes sulky for the rest of the day.
Considering her names Lisa and I'm in france I'm going to start calling her moaner 'facking' Lisa0 -
Try getting up and doing it yourself, otherwise be grateful that someone who must have a heart of gold wants to wait on you. ;-)BIG_ROB said:A/1. Burning me diner.
B/2. Leaving the ironing till it's a massive pile.
C/3. Taking ages to do the ironing. (In front of the tv, while I'm trying to watch it)
D/4. Living dirty washing till the wash basket over flows (Really annoying that one!)
E/5. Leaving clean stuff in the dish washer so others can't put their dirty stuff in there.
F/6. Hoovering before 8 am on a Saturday.
G/7. Moaning at me to put the bins out. (Why is it all ways my job ffs)
H/8. NEVER getting whats written on the shopping list.
I/9. Putting the toilet seat down so I got to lift it to take a pee.
J/10. Hanging me coat up after I've laid it nicely on the back of the sofa.
K/11. Mopping the tiled floor without warning so I go arse over tit.
Honestly I'd trade ger in for a new model, but I'va had her so long she's almost part of the family....
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She makes the mess when cooking so why should I clear it up ?
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I love my missus x0
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I dont have a missus! :-)
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