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Is this the worst song ever released?

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  • That's f*****g terrible.
  • no, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep by middle of the road, had sleepless nights fearing i'd never get it out of my head. where's your muma gone, where's your muma

    I'm sorry but this is an all time classic. And the answer, in case you were searching for it, is "far, far away"....

  • Dear Fellow Lifers,
    Not long back from a couple of pints down the local and the thread caught my eye.
    I can confirm that I've watched all of the videos and can verify that they are complete and utter shite.
    Although it's wasted ten or so minutes of my life (I couldn't stand watching the Vanilla and Mercy vidoes throughout and had to shut them down half way through) it has been a worthwhile exercise in reaffirming my belief that modern anglo-american values and pop culture is a pile of poo.
    Thank you and good night.
  • Sorry....one final thought. For those that had the stamina to watch it....was the Vanilla pile of shite video filmed at Charlton Lido??

  • edited September 2012
    Oh.....forgot to mention - the above statements exclude the efforts of James Tiberius Kirk who is beyond reproach.
  • Sensei said:

    Dear Fellow Lifers,
    Not long back from a couple of pints down the local and the thread caught my eye.
    I can confirm that I've watched all of the videos and can verify that they are complete and utter shite.
    Although it's wasted ten or so minutes of my life (I couldn't stand watching the Vanilla and Mercy vidoes throughout and had to shut them down half way through) it has been a worthwhile exercise in reaffirming my belief that modern anglo-american values and pop culture is a pile of poo.
    Thank you and good night.

    This!! Thanks for saving me the task of listening to all of these tasteless wonders. Several seconds of each was enough to make my ears bleed!!

    The rest of you...sort your freakin' listening habits out! It is not acceptable to even stumble across this sort of rubbish. It's probably the pre-match playlist for the cheerleader & ultras mob!!!!!

    ;-)
  • im pretty sure any rap music is bad.

    this in particular:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Oux1lN__4
  • This one is the Royal Straight Flush of shit songs.
    Beats anything.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjJ2_P5P4U
  • im pretty sure any rap music is bad.

    this in particular:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Oux1lN__4

    Well that all depends if you like rap music or not, if you are a fan of rap you will know that there are some very clever artists. Just shit like 50 cent gives rap a bad name.
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  • The song I really really can't bear (there are many i just hate!) is "Where do you go to my lovely?" by Peter Sarsted(?). The bit when he does that 'when you laugh...ha ha ha' makes me want to kill people!
  • to me, this is truly awful, yes the video makes it but musicaly its the biggest pile of cack, its just messy confused and utter shite its non stop shite.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY
  • That Vanilla song is so bad I can't stop playing it.
  • Sensei said:

    Sorry....one final thought. For those that had the stamina to watch it....was the Vanilla pile of shite video filmed at Charlton Lido??

    Brockwell Lido, Brixton
  • This could be a very long thread. Just update it with the current top 40 on a weekly basis and bob's ya uncle...................................
  • How about this?

    The lyrics make it both the worst and the best

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45BWJzCX8jU
  • buckshee said:

    How about this?

    The lyrics make it both the worst and the best

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45BWJzCX8jU

    I'm literally lost for words. Bet I end up humming it all day though. . . . . . . .
  • This IS the worst song ever made - FACT

    http://youtu.be/EzPzj6KplBI
  • There really have been some crap songs foisted on the gullible British public. Here's another, which, for those influenced by this sort of thing, is not so much a pop song, more an early death sentence. Shouldn't be allowed!

    http://youtu.be/_pgPq4FGWfk
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  • buckshee said:

    How about this?

    The lyrics make it both the worst and the best

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45BWJzCX8jU

    I'm literally lost for words. Bet I end up humming it all day though. . . . . . . .
    Rumoured to be Chris Morris that did it.

    My favourite lyric is the one about
    "I'll take you to the woods where nobody can see
    They'll have to rip out your teeth just to find out your identity"
  • AlexC said:

    im pretty sure any rap music is bad.

    this in particular:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Oux1lN__4

    Well that all depends if you like rap music or not, if you are a fan of rap you will know that there are some very clever artists. Just shit like 50 cent gives rap a bad name.
    No, it's always a man talking over a catchy tune. A man talking isn't music
  • I wish people would put what the record was.
    At work all I get is - 'no this is the worst record' and a blank white bit where the video would be (presumably youtube).

  • This IS the worst song ever made - FACT

    http://youtu.be/EzPzj6KplBI

    nah, Im with John Peel on this , a record having a go at the USA arms policy and getting to no 2 in 1981 cant be a bad thing.
  • I am presently in Wisconsin. The radio station churning away in the background in the hotel's restaurant/bar has a country song playing. Now that's to be expected but it keeps morphing into rap which is very odd indeed. I've no idea what it's called but it is truly dreadful.
  • I can only apologise to everyone for doing this but sometimes you've gotta be cruel to be kind.
    I personally think this song, it's singer and the lyrics should be part of the national curriculum....as a warning.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
  • For Lifers with a long memory this might fit the bill:

    youtube.com/watch?v=Rx47qrH1GRs
  • youtube.com/watch?v=asH4fb73Zns

    This is the song I was talking about earlier. nothing redeemable about it at all. Awful.
  • edited September 2012


    No, it's always a man talking over a catchy tune. A man talking isn't music

    Why not? Is Blur - Parklife not music then for example?

  • Worst song ever :rewind the crowd said bo selector .utter shit
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