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Need some help from the good folk on CL

MCSMCS
edited September 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Morning CL,

After the result on Friday, i have received many texts and emails from gloating Palarse, anyway this has just been sent to me by a client emailing pretending he wants some Business cards, but this is what i got!!

So, i put it to you good people, i need a good comeback, which is clean for a client, but is funny and obtuse as well!!

Please can anyone help with a witty something!



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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    a pick of you latest poo on top of a pic of sellout
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Fuck off and die you palace c**t. You may be a client but next time i see you, I'll ram your teeth down your throat.

    Kind regards

    Ollie
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Look on the funny palace pictures thread. Plenty of material on there.
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    MCSMCS
    Lol NLA and DM!!

    And boc thats a good point!!
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    MacronateMacronate
    "I acknowledge your email and cannot express the hurt and stress this has caused me.

    I have reported the email to my immediate superior and he will be taking the issue up with your company with a view to disciplinary action being taken.

    In the meantime, I have contacted solicitors with a view to pursuing a claim for compensation and you should shortly be hearing from Stripey Nigel & Mug in early course".
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    GreenieGreenie
    I like the 'Delete' button top left! Try that!

    or

    'No problems mate, Ill send them down to you, Charlton fans are used to sending things down. You may remember?'
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    leftbehindleftbehind
    DaveMehmet said:

    Fuck off and die you palace c**t. You may be a client but next time i see you, I'll ram your teeth down your throat.

    Kind regards

    Ollie

    More or less what i was thinking

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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    Don't rise to it, get some cheap ones printed and send them, it will floor him.

    I had a call yesterday from a palace fan and it started off "well, what have you got to say" I replied "nothing mate, you were the best team, we played shit and we got what we deserved"

    I could her the breeze deflating from his sails down the phone line
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    ValiantphilValiantphil
    Send him the 9-0 front page from the palarse pics thread as a business card.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Valiantphil said:

    Send him the 9-0 front page from the palarse pics thread as a business card.

    And wipe your crack with it first
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    Addickted4lifeAddickted4life
    edited September 2012
    Greenie said:

    I like the 'Delete' button top left! Try that!

    or

    'No problems mate, Ill send them down to you, Charlton fans are used to sending things down. You may remember?'

    Do the second one and attach this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acAYv8wBotk
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Can't you just go around to his office with a flame thrower and torch the carnt? After all it's only a job, where are your priorities man?
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    shirty5shirty5
    Got any bright orange business cards? Use them with a suitable reply.
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    Antse7enAntse7en
    This.
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Fortune favours the bold
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    DaveMehmet said:

    Fuck off and die you palace c**t. You may be a client but next time i see you, I'll ram your teeth down your throat.

    Kind regards

    Ollie

    Quality!

    You work in PR Dave pal?
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Diplomatic corp
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    I think you're too subtle, tell em what you really think!

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    AddicktedAddickted
    No probs mate.

    I'll give them to your missus when she leaves my house.
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    Cheers for posting the "Fortune sent the Palace down" game.
    Always good to see.

    The look on Dowie's face at the final whistle is priceless.

    BTW, what a terrific through ball from Kish to set up Hughes for our first goal.
    Who said Kish couldn't play the killer pass?
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    I'm just disappointed you didn't put this to the WP first!
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    cafcdave123cafcdave123
    edited September 2012
    print them and send the invoice to his boss, he wont be so smug when his company have to wear the cost of him being a cunt
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    lol
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    Antse7enAntse7en
    cafcdave123 said:

    print them and send the invoice to his boss, he wont be so smug when his company have to wear the cost of him being a cunt

    Hahah brilliant.
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Oggy Red said:

    Cheers for posting the "Fortune sent the Palace down" game.
    Always good to see.

    The look on Dowie's face at the final whistle is priceless.

    BTW, what a terrific through ball from Kish to set up Hughes for our first goal.
    Who said Kish couldn't play the killer pass?

    A lot of people on here!
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    GreenieGreenie
    LenGlover said:



    Oggy Red said:

    Cheers for posting the "Fortune sent the Palace down" game.
    Always good to see.

    The look on Dowie's face at the final whistle is priceless.

    BTW, what a terrific through ball from Kish to set up Hughes for our first goal.
    Who said Kish couldn't play the killer pass?

    A lot of people on here!
    Move on he's gone.....
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Dear Client,

    We are unable to open your email as our firewall has detected a dangerous virus.

    Your software and date storage are at risk. We strongly advise that you download the following safety software.

    HTPP://www.firstwinattheValleythiscentury@rivalsohyesyouare.com
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    creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    Why don't you change it to 2-2, and put underneath sha lalalalalalala
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    paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    Surely your client must be interested in becoming a palace games helper.
    perhaps he just needs help with his application form if you get my drift.
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