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You wouldn't want to be second in the queue - Would you?

JWADDICK
JWADDICK Posts: 846
edited September 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,891
    i want one.
  • delroofer
    delroofer Posts: 857
    It brings a completely different meaning to the "hole-in-the-wall".
    Somewhere to go if you want to leave a donation maybe?
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    handy for the single chap who can't pull anything except his todger
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,991
    That's on my Xmas list :-)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,596
    Would imagine the divorce rate will shoot up
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Do you think it will catch on?
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    I've ordered a dozen to install in amusement arcades in Cleethorpes & Skeggy .. book your trip now .. demand will be astronomical
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,048
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Do you think it will catch on?

    Ouch, hope not. Bought tears to my eyes just thinking of it!! ;-)
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    TelMc32 said:

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Do you think it will catch on?

    Ouch, hope not. Bought tears to my eyes just thinking of it!! ;-)
    I think you might have to face the other way round to what you're thinking ;-)
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,000
    Wonder if it ever gets a headache?
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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Or repetitive strain injury ;-)
  • delroofer
    delroofer Posts: 857
    I wonder if it could be improved if made by Dyson?
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,000
    Nothing sucks like an Electrolux
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    I wonder if they are streaming Charlton games onto the video player?
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    BDL said:

    Nothing sucks like an Electrolux

    You obviously never saw Neil Redfern play for Charlton

  • willieduff
    willieduff Posts: 986
    The've just ordered one for the Lib!
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    About an hour away from where I live!! Well, until I move on Sunday that is.

    Knowing how often Chinese people shower, this entire concept is just gross.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Do they make em any bigger?

    I would....!
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,048
    BIG_ROB said:

    Do they make em any bigger?

    I would....!

    Don't think you're meant to climb in BIG rob...and it's not a Would Ya!!!! ;-)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    slosh pot
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  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Imagine if it goes wrong:

    Engineer: what's wrong with it?
    Customer: it's fucked.
    Engineer: yes, but what's wrong with it?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isrd7E5nzIQ
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    On a serious note. Why ? I thought China was actively discouraging couples having children. Is this purely for sperm banking for men who are undergoing either chemo or radiotherapy in which case it seems a little over the top when a quiet room and a magazine rack would work just as well. I just don't get it.
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,916
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    On a serious note. Why ? I thought China was actively discouraging couples having children. Is this purely for sperm banking for men who are undergoing either chemo or radiotherapy in which case it seems a little over the top when a quiet room and a magazine rack would work just as well. I just don't get it.

    The fact that people prefer the 1 child to be a boy means that rule will need to change at some point
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    shine166 said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    On a serious note. Why ? I thought China was actively discouraging couples having children. Is this purely for sperm banking for men who are undergoing either chemo or radiotherapy in which case it seems a little over the top when a quiet room and a magazine rack would work just as well. I just don't get it.

    The fact that people prefer the 1 child to be a boy means that rule will need to change at some point
    Exactly this.

    Plus the law has changed recently, as a young person, if you are an only child and your wife is also an only child, you are allowed to have two children. The problem is most Chinese people are now so brainwashed they honestly believe that if they have two children each child will have to share their parents love, so each child is loved only 50% as much as any other child. Lovely.

    Also, for those with money EVERYTHING must be 'over the top' because "I spent this much money" actually translates to "I'm this important" and every one wants to be important, right? Works out quite well for me as random Chinese people will happily spend all night paying for mine and my friends drinks just so they can show random people their "foreign friends".
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Are you sure they're saying 'foreign' and not 'freeloader'? :-)

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