Farting

nolly

in the Man city tunnel today a minute and two seconds before they came out Tevez farted,near the young mascot he was next to. Why do this ?

Draizetrain

His English is crap so he has to use, shall we say, more basic methods of communication.

nolly

The kid looked startled

Friend Or Defoe

Nerves?

nolly

Watched it with my nan felt shamed.

Greenie Junior

Ahahahha that's funny

Fanny Fanackapan

nolly said:

Watched it with my nan felt shamed.

Was going to ask how you knew until I read this 2nd post...

Was it that loud ????? Or did the mascot faint ?

Clem_Snide

Better out than in.

nolly

loud, google it,few threads on it

Fanny Fanackapan

Ah ! So, that's what they mean by a "wind tunnel" !

Mind you, it's pretty windy here at the minute.

Clem_Snide

Need a link. Cant find it.

O-Randy-Hunt

Brilliant

Karim_myBagheri

its a South American way of saying hello. i know its a bit weird but its similar to what Suarez said to evra. done with good intentions.

Elthamaddick

As said, better out than in, I fart probably a dozen times a day

shirty5

Clem_Snide said:

Better out than in.

Exactly, holding it in could cause internal issues.

AddickUpNorth

Sometimes, there is nothing funnier than a fart.

bloodnut

AddickUpNorth said:

Sometimes, there is nothing funnier than a fart.

wet ones aint funny!

O-Randy-Hunt

I fart none stop. Can't beat giving it the Dutch oven under the covers to the missus.

On the odd occasion I've dropped a few loud ones on the train in my sleep

bloodnut

hope you are over your ordeal now nolly, not nice i bet, try not to let it put you off watching footy with ya nan in future though eh, head up old chap.

AddickUpNorth

Sometimes, there's nothing more satisfying than clearing a room with a particularly aromatic variety.

@bloodnut - I know, that have I, haven't I moment.

jimmymelrose

Arty Farty had a party
All the farts were there
Tooty Fruity did a beauty
And they all went out for air.

nolly

cheers bloodnut

1StevieG

Oooh thats better.........definitely agree with letting it go than leaving it in.

1StevieG

Beans, Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.......

Ledge

Oh please getting on high horse about a fart .

Carter

Thing is, from lookinng at some people you can tell their grunts are gonna be really noxious. Tevez is one of these people. So is Damian Duff. I bet that man cld clear a stadium

tangoflash

They say, we fart on average 14 times a day, most are silent and odorless.

Unfortunately for my household, I am at least twice the average man......................

DaveMehmet

Carter said:

Thing is, from lookinng at some people you can tell their grunts are gonna be really noxious. Tevez is one of these people. So is Damian Duff. I bet that man cld clear a stadium

I've always thought that Tracey Emin's would stink

Carter

i bet she honks full stop though

ive always believed fearne cottons would reek too

leftbehind

I think this is disgraceful, and the FA should take action on him. ;-)

in fact deport him

Carter

Yeah, deport the argie bastard