The 'Would you rather?' thread

North Lower Neil

Would you rather have one leg a foot shorter than the other, or arms that don't bend?

johnny73

Everyone already has one leg shorter than the other!

North Lower Neil

Not a foot shorter!

johnny73

Oh well. I'll go and sit in the corner with the dunces cap on.

Addickted

I used to go out with a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.

She was called Eileen.

Mrbacon

Addickted said:

I used to go out with a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.

She was called Eileen.

Get your coat.

nth_london_addick

How would you wipe your arse with straight arms


Has to be the leg shorter

North Lower Neil

nth london addick said:

How would you wipe your arse with straight arms

With toilet roll, silly!

golfaddick

who b****Y cares !!!!!!!!!!

nth_london_addick

Neil does grumpy arse

North Lower Neil

Exactly! The golf's on, so naturally I'm bored.

nth_london_addick

Was with you till that comment mate

North Lower Neil

Haha fair enough! Don't mind playing it, can't stand watching it. Apart from Jimenez, that bloke's a legend.

SE10

This site just gets weirder and weirder.

nth_london_addick

The ryder cup is immense mate

Garrymanilow

I've thought about it and you definitely need to be able to bend your arms. You'd go mental if you couldn't. I stopped just short of conducting important field research but I definitely thought about it which is maybe just as bad

moutuakilla

Definitely leg a foot shorter-would you remove your foot though and just have an amputated leg-look a bit more normal than a foot hanging around your knee which is completely useless. Bit like saying rather lose and arm or a leg-for me it would have to be the leg-can't get a decent replacement for a working arm and hand!

moutuakilla

Would you rather lose music or television? And no watching music channels!

Rob

I'd rather have a foot long middle leg.

Hold on... that's not what you asked is it.

McBobbin

I'd rather have on one leg a foot shorter than the other. See what I did there?

Wheresmeticket

Leg foot shorter

Arms not bending = no more guitar playing, no more self-pleasuring activity, seriously impaired tennis ability...

North Lower Neil

moutuakilla said:

Would you rather lose music or television? And no watching music channels!

Music, definitely.

North Lower Neil

Woupd you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?

Lincsaddick

nth london addick said:

How would you wipe your arse with straight arms
Has to be the leg shorter

That's what I like about you .. always so practical (;->)

cafcpolo

Would you have to hop everywhere? One foot is a lot of leg to lose. If you tried using both surely you'd just topple over?

sam3110

North Lower Neil said:

Would you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?

Pet duck, they lay eggs, they will quack at strangers, making them great guards, and when they die they make a great meal

DaveMehmet

North Lower Neil said:

Woupd you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?

I've got pet ducks

ValleyGary

would you rather an arse for a face or a face for an arse?

North Lower Neil

cafcpolo said:

Would you have to hop everywhere? One foot is a lot of leg to lose. If you tried using both surely you'd just topple over?

You would, yeah. And a prosthetic wouldn't be easy because you've still got a foot on the end of the short leg.

DaveMehmet

If you had to, would you rather bat or bowl?

North Lower Neil

ValleyGary said:

would you rather an arse for a face or a face for an arse?

Facearse. But would you rather have a cock for a nose, or a nose for a cock?