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North Lower Neil
North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
edited September 2012 in Not Sports Related
Would you rather have one leg a foot shorter than the other, or arms that don't bend?
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  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Everyone already has one leg shorter than the other!
  • Not a foot shorter!
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    Oh well. I'll go and sit in the corner with the dunces cap on.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    I used to go out with a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.

    She was called Eileen.
  • Mrbacon
    Mrbacon Posts: 220
    Addickted said:

    I used to go out with a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.

    She was called Eileen.

    Get your coat.
  • How would you wipe your arse with straight arms


    Has to be the leg shorter
  • How would you wipe your arse with straight arms

    With toilet roll, silly!
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,648
    who b****Y cares !!!!!!!!!!
  • Neil does grumpy arse
  • Exactly! The golf's on, so naturally I'm bored.

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  • Was with you till that comment mate
  • Haha fair enough! Don't mind playing it, can't stand watching it. Apart from Jimenez, that bloke's a legend.
  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    This site just gets weirder and weirder.
  • The ryder cup is immense mate
  • I've thought about it and you definitely need to be able to bend your arms. You'd go mental if you couldn't. I stopped just short of conducting important field research but I definitely thought about it which is maybe just as bad
  • Definitely leg a foot shorter-would you remove your foot though and just have an amputated leg-look a bit more normal than a foot hanging around your knee which is completely useless. Bit like saying rather lose and arm or a leg-for me it would have to be the leg-can't get a decent replacement for a working arm and hand!
  • Would you rather lose music or television? And no watching music channels!
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,807
    I'd rather have a foot long middle leg.

    Hold on... that's not what you asked is it.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I'd rather have on one leg a foot shorter than the other. See what I did there?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited September 2012
    Leg foot shorter

    Arms not bending = no more guitar playing, no more self-pleasuring activity, seriously impaired tennis ability...

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  • Would you rather lose music or television? And no watching music channels!

    Music, definitely.


  • Woupd you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,362

    How would you wipe your arse with straight arms
    Has to be the leg shorter

    That's what I like about you .. always so practical (;->)
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,813
    Would you have to hop everywhere? One foot is a lot of leg to lose. If you tried using both surely you'd just topple over?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,300

    Would you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?

    Pet duck, they lay eggs, they will quack at strangers, making them great guards, and when they die they make a great meal
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,607

    Woupd you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?

    I've got pet ducks
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    edited September 2012
    would you rather an arse for a face or a face for an arse?
  • cafcpolo said:

    Would you have to hop everywhere? One foot is a lot of leg to lose. If you tried using both surely you'd just topple over?

    You would, yeah. And a prosthetic wouldn't be easy because you've still got a foot on the end of the short leg.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,607
    If you had to, would you rather bat or bowl?
  • would you rather an arse for a face or a face for an arse?

    Facearse. But would you rather have a cock for a nose, or a nose for a cock?