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Oregon farmer eaten by his pigs (FROM BBC)

Bermuda_redBermuda_red
edited October 2012 in Not Sports Related
Struggling to get my head around this story..................

Authorities are investigating how a farmer in the US state of Oregon was devoured by his pigs.

Terry Vance Garner, 70, went to feed his animals last Wednesday on his farm by the coast, but never returned.

His dentures and pieces of his body were found by a family member in the pig enclosure, but the rest of his remains had been consumed.

The Coos County district attorney's office said that one of the animals had previously been aggressive with Garner.

But investigators have not ruled out the possibility that the farmer could have suffered a medical emergency, such as a heart attack.

The animals are estimated by the authorities to weigh 700lb (320kg).

Comments

  • LenGloverLenGlover
    Keeled over and fell in the pen I reckon.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    image

    Feed em to the Pigs Erol
  • WSSWSS
    edited October 2012
    All pig farmers have to work in twos by law in case they get eaten. That's what I heard.
  • Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    my neighbour (who is a complete arse) has pigs.....hmmm, i wonder......
  • DanDavisDanDavis
    You think someone would have saved his bacon
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Funny I see a Mystery program on CBS Reality last night about two brothers who beat up a couple of "out of towner's" and fed em to the pigs!
  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAYI-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    Heart Attack....Pig Food oink oink
  • trickytricky
    Hence the phrase, "as greedy as a pig"
  • WSSWSS
    That guy from Snatch looks like a Lifer. Can't remember who.
  • RizzoRizzo
    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together.
    After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?
    And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you?
    Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter.
    You gotta have a few pigs though you need about sixteen they will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every
    minute,. . .
    Hence the expression greedy as a pig.
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  • OaksterOakster
    google Robert Pickton

    he fed his victims to his pigs & the general public :(
  • davy macaddickdavy macaddick
    Rizzo said:

    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together.
    After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?
    And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you?
    Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter.
    You gotta have a few pigs though you need about sixteen they will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every
    minute,. . .
    Hence the expression greedy as a pig.

    Beat me to it......quality!
  • kentaddickkentaddick
    haha, was beaten to it by quite a few posts. Might give that film a watch later
  • RizzoRizzo
    edited October 2012
    I watched it again a couple of weeks ago and it is absolute quality.

    Then of course, there is this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vskHXtPuvBk
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    WSS said:

    All pig farmers have to work in twos by law in case they get eaten. That's what I heard.

    I think that is right. A good few years ago I think in Cornwall, a farmer was kicked by his bull and fell into the pigpen. He couldn't get back to his feet and the pigs ate him .. what an horrendous death. I beleive that case was the one that brought about the 2 in a sty law
  • AddictedAddicted
    was thinking more along the lines of this guy

    image
  • kentaddickkentaddick
    Rizzo said:

    I watched it again a couple of weeks ago and it is absolute quality.

    Then of course, there is this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vskHXtPuvBk

    that is brilliant! haha
  • shirty5shirty5
    They go through bone like butter.
  • SouthendaddickSouthendaddick
    I wonder if they got the crackling right
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    It was a rasher decision to go in on his own.

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  • March51March51
    That'll teach him to tell porkies!
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    I like how they're saying one of them had been aggressive before.

    "I bet it was that George, he's always been a wrong un."

    Poor George the pig is probably setting in his style going "it wasn't me!"
  • thenewbiethenewbie
    North Lower Neil said:

    I like how they're saying one of them had been aggressive before.

    "I bet it was that George, he's always been a wrong un."

    Poor George the pig is probably setting in his style going "it wasn't me!"

    I reckon he's telling porkies though.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    P.S. I know it's a sty but my phone won't let me change it back now!
  • Big WilliamBig William
    Rizzo said:

    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together.
    After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't just leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?
    And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, you could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you?
    Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter.
    You gotta have a few pigs though you need about sixteen they will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes that means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every
    minute,. . .
    Hence the expression greedy as a pig.

    So, apart from feeding people to pigs, would you mind telling us who the f*** you are?
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