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Carlton Cole Twitter Put-down

I must say, I found this feckin' hilarious. Not sure how I'd feel if, say Johnny Jackson, sent this to me though..

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  • Wow the joys of Twitter, doubt he would say that if he wasnt hiding behind his computer screen
  • he treats all women as a next spit roast---lump of over paid shit with nil class on or off the pitch
  • Jarvo
    @ Carlton Cole:she's dead. Pace yourself.
  • Judging by some of the discussion going on it appears that Carlton Cole isn't even liked there; and he was getting abuse the other night. Ohh dear..
  • He's not the sharpest tool in the box is he? I often see him in the bars in Canary Wharf, he tries his best to get noticed but most people just ignore him. I'm sure most of them don't have a clue who he is.
  • I love it when players chuck something back and everyone is outraged!

    Might be a bit of a wally and I don't particularly like him but when people get taken apart like that I love it, great come-back.
  • Plaaayer said:

    I love it when players chuck something back and everyone is outraged!

    Might be a bit of a wally and I don't particularly like him but when people get taken apart like that I love it, great come-back.

    But his comeback is a lot more personal. There was no need for it. I don't think the fan was trying to be rude. Just making a point. The response could be deemed rude and insulting.
  • Maybe we should draw up a list of levels at which you can come back at.

    Bit slow = I earn more dough than you

    Shit game = Look at your stupid clothes

    You're a c*nt = I'm smashing your old girl about later.

    I'm sorry but if someone is going to have a bit of a pop at a player then they deserve a bit back. Might have been a bit OTT but can imagine it being the straw that broke the camels back.
  • Just goes to show what a piece of shit Twitter is.
  • Great response made me lol

    Sort of thing i would say

    What did he expect really sorry you feel tgat way i will try harder cos you asked so nice

    Twitter should be taken away from footballers
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  • Take twitter away from footballers it would make a lot of people unemployed -

    Ie: the people that turn the machine on and type and read the tweets for them -
  • too right. nothing wrong with that comeback
  • Good lad
  • Was it really a good comeback? A mum joke? I'm all for people giving it back to others sending out abuse but at least respond with something better than a 12 year old would reply with
  • Banter !
    Give some back to the rat
  • Great comeback.
  • Twitter, whats the point?
  • Blimey, I'm going to stick up for a west ham fan here...but he pays Cole's wages, he was there before Cole arrived and he'll be there long after Cole is a washed up ex-pro, as with many observers of Carlton Cole he ain't the best and why can't those who pay his wages ask what on earth is wrong with his running?

    Don't see how he deserves a playground insult about Carlton Cole shagging his mum. Cole would've been better off ignoring it rather than insulting the people who pays his wages.
  • Disagree mugged the fella off and deservedly so

    Nothing made me laugh more when younger than the retort

    Ya mum

    It's childish but still funny
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  • I don't think the fan was trying to be rude. Just making a point. The response could be deemed rude and insulting.
    Of course the fan was trying to be rude.
  • Disagree mugged the fella off and deservedly so

    Nothing made me laugh more when younger than the retort

    Ya mum

    It's childish but still funny

    Odd world we live in if you deserve to be insulted over your dead mum because you've told a footballer who is on £40k+ a week that he is bloody slow!
  • Jarvo ‏@whufcJARVO

    This Carlton Cole tweet is making it on all the banter pages on Facebook! Absolutely craziness!! Probably be in The Sun tomorrow


    FFS....
  • But at the point that he made it he didn't know she was dead

    The fella has took it in good form he knows he was trying to be clever with what he tweeted first
  • Not very pro is it ? Expect better but then who is carlton cole?
  • Not very pro is it ? Expect better but then who is carlton cole?

    He's a player in the Prem earning thoudsands a week.... someone that we wouldn't mind swapping places with! Not a great player but still doing a job we'd all like, and his talent fa routweighs ours.

    The guy tried to mug him off and got it back, it's twitter, all banter!

  • 1. It wasn't exactly Oscar Wilde, was it.
    2. Saying Twitter is crap because there are some idiots involved is like saying football, or life itself, is crap.
  • Amusing, nothing more nothing less. If the bloke has a problem with getting a response when he insults someone then he shouldnt be giving it
  • This 'Jarvo' originally implies a genuine question then ruins it with a mild put down. Cole's response shows how insecure he is about criticism.

    If both 'men' had exchanged these quips in person very few people would have taken notice, but for maybe Jarvo's close friends for whom he surely would have bragged about 'getting a response' from a footballer. The fact that it actually appears in print blows the matter wildly out of proportion. Neither person comes out of it with any credit, both are fools.
  • "I wasn't slow....."
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