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JTJT
edited October 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • #BUNCHOFTWATS
  • Cole: 'Nice to meet you, you bald headed twat'
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    Cole : "I've seen your wife's tits"
    Will : "Really? Could you help me find them?"
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    Cole: Sorry about my mates, I have no idea why they're all laughing at me.
    Will: Maybe it's because you're the only one here that doesn't know I'm a Dolphin.
  • Welcome to the bad hairstyle club. You'll fit in nicely.
  • Thoughts In Shelvey's head: I don't get the joke at all but maybe if I laugh we can all be friends.
  • Good morning Mr Cole. I've heard your a very good apologist for Racists. When you retire from Football might I suggest a career in my Grandfather's PR team?
  • Your ex wife and my grandfather have some similar views
  • "so you are that fanny with an overblown sense of entitlement" said Prince William
  • "And who might this loathsome chav be?" Thinks our Will's to himself.
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    Cole finally confirms long standing rumours by publicly embracing willy.

    or

    Cole fond of willy.
  • So its a deal! As soon as you retire from football you join us as Public Relations officer at the Palace!
  • no sign of john terry any more. hang on a minute where's kate?
  • Cole: "wills, I bet you £500 that by this time next year you'll look just like Jonjo"
  • Ross_cafc said:

    Cole: "wills, I bet you £500 that by this time next year you'll look just like Jonjo"

    Wills : "Well it's better than looking like Joleon!"
  • Cole: Sorry about my mates, I have no idea why they're all laughing at me.
    Will: Maybe it's because you're the only one here that doesn't know I'm a Dolphin.

    Good spot! Made me laugh anyway...
  • Carroll: "Just give me the word Sir and i'll knee him in the bollox! Right in the bollox Sir, I will, I will...!!"
  • Carroll: "You hold him Ash and I'll kick him"
  • Cole: "Ha ha ha, good one Sir... that was loud and it stinks. Look what you've done to Joleon's hair".
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  • Cole instantly regrets using the "your mum" line

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