Society of Black Lawyers

Rizzo

I demand that NASA investigate the appearance of a B-52 bomber on the moon!!!

Woodsywood

Let's start up a society of White lawyers, cue police arresting me and thousands of black people protesting outside court how I am a vile racist football hooligan who should be hung! Sometimes this country is unbelievable

Kap10

Jints said:

Football is eating itself.

As for the SBL, I am black, well beige, and have been a lawyer for 12 years but I've never heard of them.

We could start the Society for Beige Professionals

ISawLeaburnScore

Peter Herbert from the Society of Black Lawyers tells BBC Radio 5 live why he reported the Mark Clattenburg case to the Metropolitan police:

"I'm not really a football fan so I didn't see the game. I saw the rolling news and it became clear there had been an incident. We waited until the next day and it was widely reported in the media who gave details. I consulted with my colleagues in the organisation and we decided to formally report the matter to the Metropolitan Police.

"The purpose of that was to make sure it had been recorded as a racial incident. That doesn't prejudge it but it has the appearance of a racial incident and anyone can report it as such."

You could not make this up.

randy andy

I better ring the police to report a murder, I'm sure I saw something on the news about one last night...

Baldybonce

Being cynical i should think the race industry is quite lucrative for those involved.

Plaaayer

I want the whole of 1 Direction investigated for being bellends based on what I've read in the media.

Rizzo

Plaaayer said:

I want the whole of 1 Direction investigated for being bellends based on what I've read in the media.

I'm not sure we need an investigation for that one as the case seems pretty solid.

Karim_myBagheri

So whats the next move for the crime fighting black lawyer supergroup?

suggest to the police to maybe re-watch the match in which the incident took place?

Addicted

Is it a coincidence that its an anagram of 'coy roy ties few ball sack'? I think not

iainment

Lawyers flagging up something that is potentially a legal matter.
That's all folks, nothing to see here, move on.

Plaaayer

They've just reported Cindy for shooting Ian Beale on UK Gold.

Addicted

lol

MattD

Id rather they fight eachother to the death on the pitch over it than go through all this rubbish again

Karim_myBagheri

It is rather tedious.

ValleyGary

iainment said:

Lawyers flagging up something that is potentially a legal matter.
That's all folks, nothing to see here, move on.

Thank f**k for that then.

This country would be in complete and total chaos if it wasn't for those good people at the SBL

Plaaayer

I've heard they're thinking of reporting Jimmy Saville.

Baldybonce

Plaaayer said:

I've heard they're thinking of reporting Jimmy Saville.

for the white hair or black teeth?

Goonerhater

maybe someone should report the Society of Black lawyers to the Police for wasting police time.

PL54

All of these exist:

Society of Black Engineers
Society of Black Lawyers
Black Solicitors Network
National Black Police Association
The National Association of Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority Councillors
The Association of Black Social Workers
The Association of Black Clergy
National Association of Black Accountants

What a hoot

Karim_myBagheri

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Karim_myBagheri

PL54 said:

All of these exist:

Society of Black Engineers
Society of Black Lawyers
Black Solicitors Network
National Black Police Association
The National Association of Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority Councillors
The Association of Black Social Workers
The Association of Black Clergy
National Association of Black Accountants

What a hoot

NWA

masicat

Rizzo said:

Wonder if there's a society for white lawyers?

That would constitute discrimination. Only minority groups can be represented in this way. So, you could have a society of intelligent Millwall fans, but you could not have a society of thick Millwall fans. That is the law.

thenewbie

masicat said:

Rizzo said:

Wonder if there's a society for white lawyers?

That would constitute discrimination. Only minority groups can be represented in this way. So, you could have a society of intelligent Millwall fans, but you could not have a society of thick Millwall fans. That is the law.

Made up of maybe three people. And that's stretching reality.

BIG_ROB

PL54 said:

All of these exist:

Society of Black Engineers
Society of Black Lawyers
Black Solicitors Network
National Black Police Association
The National Association of Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority Councillors
The Association of Black Social Workers
The Association of Black Clergy
National Association of Black Accountants

What a hoot

The White Pest Control Technicians Association.

I started it the other day, got our logo as me profile picture. Have a butchers...

iaitch

So do you only deal with white pests?

Rizzo

iaitch said:

So do you only deal with white pests?

I dread to think what would happen if he advertised dealing with black pests. The SBL would explode!!