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Society of Black Lawyers

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  • I demand that NASA investigate the appearance of a B-52 bomber on the moon!!!
  • Let's start up a society of White lawyers, cue police arresting me and thousands of black people protesting outside court how I am a vile racist football hooligan who should be hung! Sometimes this country is unbelievable
  • Jints said:

    Football is eating itself.

    As for the SBL, I am black, well beige, and have been a lawyer for 12 years but I've never heard of them.

    We could start the Society for Beige Professionals
  • Peter Herbert from the Society of Black Lawyers tells BBC Radio 5 live why he reported the Mark Clattenburg case to the Metropolitan police:

    "I'm not really a football fan so I didn't see the game. I saw the rolling news and it became clear there had been an incident. We waited until the next day and it was widely reported in the media who gave details. I consulted with my colleagues in the organisation and we decided to formally report the matter to the Metropolitan Police.

    "The purpose of that was to make sure it had been recorded as a racial incident. That doesn't prejudge it but it has the appearance of a racial incident and anyone can report it as such."

    You could not make this up.
  • I better ring the police to report a murder, I'm sure I saw something on the news about one last night...
  • Being cynical i should think the race industry is quite lucrative for those involved.
  • I want the whole of 1 Direction investigated for being bellends based on what I've read in the media.
  • Plaaayer said:

    I want the whole of 1 Direction investigated for being bellends based on what I've read in the media.

    I'm not sure we need an investigation for that one as the case seems pretty solid.

  • So whats the next move for the crime fighting black lawyer supergroup?

    suggest to the police to maybe re-watch the match in which the incident took place?
  • Is it a coincidence that its an anagram of 'coy roy ties few ball sack'? I think not
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  • Lawyers flagging up something that is potentially a legal matter.
    That's all folks, nothing to see here, move on.

  • They've just reported Cindy for shooting Ian Beale on UK Gold.
  • Id rather they fight eachother to the death on the pitch over it than go through all this rubbish again
  • It is rather tedious.
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    iainment said:

    Lawyers flagging up something that is potentially a legal matter.
    That's all folks, nothing to see here, move on.

    Thank f**k for that then.

    This country would be in complete and total chaos if it wasn't for those good people at the SBL
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    I've heard they're thinking of reporting Jimmy Saville.
  • Plaaayer said:

    I've heard they're thinking of reporting Jimmy Saville.

    for the white hair or black teeth?
  • maybe someone should report the Society of Black lawyers to the Police for wasting police time.
  • All of these exist:

    Society of Black Engineers
    Society of Black Lawyers
    Black Solicitors Network
    National Black Police Association
    The National Association of Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority Councillors
    The Association of Black Social Workers
    The Association of Black Clergy
    National Association of Black Accountants

    What a hoot
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  • edited October 2012
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  • PL54 said:

    All of these exist:

    Society of Black Engineers
    Society of Black Lawyers
    Black Solicitors Network
    National Black Police Association
    The National Association of Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority Councillors
    The Association of Black Social Workers
    The Association of Black Clergy
    National Association of Black Accountants

    What a hoot

    NWA
  • Rizzo said:

    Wonder if there's a society for white lawyers?

    That would constitute discrimination. Only minority groups can be represented in this way. So, you could have a society of intelligent Millwall fans, but you could not have a society of thick Millwall fans. That is the law.
  • masicat said:

    Rizzo said:

    Wonder if there's a society for white lawyers?

    That would constitute discrimination. Only minority groups can be represented in this way. So, you could have a society of intelligent Millwall fans, but you could not have a society of thick Millwall fans. That is the law.
    Made up of maybe three people. And that's stretching reality.
  • PL54 said:

    All of these exist:

    Society of Black Engineers
    Society of Black Lawyers
    Black Solicitors Network
    National Black Police Association
    The National Association of Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority Councillors
    The Association of Black Social Workers
    The Association of Black Clergy
    National Association of Black Accountants

    What a hoot

    The White Pest Control Technicians Association.

    I started it the other day, got our logo as me profile picture. Have a butchers...
  • So do you only deal with white pests?
  • iaitch said:

    So do you only deal with white pests?

    I dread to think what would happen if he advertised dealing with black pests. The SBL would explode!!

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