Things that make you feel old

Woodsywood

Rizzo said:

Seeing a fit bird in a skimpy outfit and thinking "I bet she's cold"

This and standing in night clubs sipping a beer and feeling my legs ache

Oakster

Seeing Terry Butcher on tv the other day - the bloody bandage game was only a year or two back wasn't it...?

Davo55

Being offered an over 60s discount card by a cab driver. Bastard! I'm only 57 and look about 32. Honest, yes 32. Really. 32.

March51

I'm trying to think of something that DOESN'T make me feel old!!

InCurbsWeTrusted

Nirvana's "Nevermind" having a 20th Anniversary edition..!

wickford

Watching porn and thinking "that bed looks really comfy"!

man_at_milletts

Davo55 said:

Being offered an over 60s discount card by a cab driver. Bastard! I'm only 57 and look about 32. Honest, yes 32. Really. 32.

32? DAVO55 I think your nose doth grow:-)

man_at_milletts

Not seeing the headlines on the 10 oclock news.

Nogginthenog

Piles

Davo55

man_at_milletts said:

Davo55 said:

Being offered an over 60s discount card by a cab driver. Bastard! I'm only 57 and look about 32. Honest, yes 32. Really. 32.

32? DAVO55 I think your nose doth grow:-)

Well, the old minces aren't what they were........ :-)

paulbaconsarnie

Looking forward to a nice soak in the bath.
Wanting to be able to 'have a conversation' being a more important criteria than 'does it have a decent juke box and pool table' when choosing a pub.
Thinking I won't have too much drink tonight as I want to get up to watch the test.

nth_london_addick

The first grey pube

CharltonKerry

Getting a consession ticket for Millwall and looking forward to a cheap season ticket next year and hoping the new owners won't decide to raise the age from 60 to 65.

Davo55

nth london addick said:

The first grey pube

The wife's first........

Hartleypete

waking up next to a Grandma!

man_at_milletts

Applying for one of Boris' 60+ Oyster cards in a few weeks time.

Addickted

Ear hair.

Why has no one ever warned about this :-(

CharltonKerry

Addickted said:

Ear hair.

Why has no one ever warned about this :-(

Don't worry nose hair will come along very shortly:-)

Covered End

Waking up & everything creaks & aches.
Mind you it's better than the alternative :-)

Oggy Red

Davo55 said:

Being offered an over 60s discount card by a cab driver. Bastard! I'm only 57 and look about 32. Honest, yes 32. Really. 32.

Keep taking the meds, Davo!

_MrDick

I picked my son up from his school mate's house the other other week following a 12th birthday doo. My son is 11 and was I asked if I'd come to pick up my grandson. Bloody cheek...Do I really look that old?

Oggy Red

You really want an honest reply ....???

;o)

3blokes

Reading this thread and finding myself nodding along...

Oggy Red

3blokes said:

Reading this thread and finding myself nodding along...

Nodding off, more likely.

;o)

March51

Seeing that you're older than some of the RIPs!!

_MrDick

Oggy Red said:

You really want an honest reply ....???

;o)

Oi...I might have to un-friend you from Facebook if you keep on

3blokes

Oggy Red said:

3blokes said:

Reading this thread and finding myself nodding along...

Nodding off, more likely.

;o)

Dribbling a bit too......;-)

Weegie Addick

Being older than the Charlton manager...

Addickted

So that's Dowie, Parkinson and Powell.

You should also add losing your memory :-)

Weegie Addick

I didn't say the current manager...

I still remember the first time a player was younger than me (Robert Lee).