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It's the end of the world Top Five

So the world is coming to an end on 21 December 2012 according to some old hippies reading Mayan calenders upside down IMHO. But just imagine it was what would you do before the big goodbye

Who would you apologise to?

Who would you make love with?

Where would you spend the final seconds?

What would you eat as a last meal?

What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race?
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  • Who would you apologise to? Everyone affected by my answer to the next question

    Who would you make love with? anyone I could find

    Where would you spend the final seconds? depending on the outcome of my approach to the previous question either jail or an orgasmic stupor

    What would you eat as a last meal? I refer you to my answer to question 2

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space as a final record of the human race?
    Life may not have a rewind button but the lack of a fast forward option always allows us to experience our mistakes and learn not to repeat them.
  • Who would you apologise to? The world

    Who would you make love with? myself

    Where would you spend the final seconds? hell

    What would you eat as a last meal? chocolate

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? bollocks

    I have been depressed for 2 years mind...
  • It better not, I'm going to watch the Hobbit on 27th.
  • Does the person in question two have to be consenting? It's just there is this bird at work who keeps blowing me out, but if the world was about about to end I'd make sure she gets it whether she likes it or not!!
  • edited December 2012
    Who would i apologise to:I doubt i'd have enough time
    Who would i make love to:Anyone who can't run as fast as i can
    Where would i spend my final seconds:On the phone to my son
    Last meal:A bottle of Jack D
    Last words:Bye,son.
  • Who would you apologise to?
    My family and friends who have had to put up with me

    Who would you make love with?
    Mila Kunis, my girlfriend, a couple of old flames and an entire american cheerleading squad

    Where would you spend the final seconds?
    At the top of The Shard, overlooking the city I love

    What would you eat as a last meal?
    Stuffed red pepper and goats cheese, lamb shank with lots of mint sauce and the chocolate and orange mousse/sorbet combo i had a month ago at the Cavendish

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race?
    Life is what you make of it, anything you want to do, you can, if you try hard enough to get there
  • Who would you apologise to?

    Henry Irving after below

    Who would you make love with?

    Henry Irving

    Where would you spend the final seconds?

    Henry Irving's house

    What would you eat as a last meal?

    Henry Irving

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race?

    Cardigan fluff sticks in your teeth.
  • Brendan O Connell. Bit rapey mate!
  • fattmatt said:

    Brendan O Connell. Bit rapey mate!

    That is why I asked. The world is just about to end so I may just get away with it!! ;-)
  • Who would you apologise to? No one. You can all go f^$k yourselves (I see Soapy is already planning that!)

    Who would you make love with? The wife if she was available (she would probably be attacking the postman!)

    Where would you spend the final seconds? I'd probably just watch it all happen on the BBC News channel.

    What would you eat as a last meal? Nothing but I'd knock back a bottle of Glenfiddich.

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? 'You got what you deserved. I didn't but you did'.
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  • edited December 2012
    Who would you apologise to? Myself...I've always been way too critical about my human failings (I've always apologised to others by trying to changing my ways)

    Who would you make love with? My present partner...there's nobody sexier than someone you know really well.

    Where would you spend the final seconds? The Valley.

    What would you eat as a last meal? Steak and chips followed by a whisky mac and a spliff.

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? I loved you, even though you may not have understood me.
  • Sorry to avoid your questions, but here is what I would do. I would try to meet but definitely speak to everyone with whom I have shared a loving relationship. I would confirm how much they heve meant to me, and promise to meet them again in that better place. Food would not matter, my last word would be my wife's name, and my final message would be ' if you want to survive, avoid Religion, War, and negativity.'
  • Brendan O'Connell. I tend to not rape people because I morally object. Not because I'm worried about the legal system.
  • No-one heading north in search of hairdressers?
  • 1 - no apologies : just the opposite. All the glorious rows I've always avoided
    2 - no time
    3 - I've recently had some amazing dreams about being in a time of nuclear apocalypse. Terrifying but also exhilarating. Mind you, in one dream I was accompanied by an amenable 20 year old, so that might account for 2 above, unless of course it was two dreams in one
    4 - whatever I could loot from M+S : every bastard waiter and chef will be busy with their own 1-5
    5 - like Slim Pickens at the end of Dr Strangelove : Yee-harrr !!
  • wickford said:

    No-one heading north in search of hairdressers?

    Nooo - was just reading through this and was gonna post something along the lines of that.

  • Who would you apologise to? No apologies.

    Who would you make love with? My wife.

    Where would you spend the final seconds? By General Wolfe's statue in Greenwich Park - best view in London. Or if it's cold, a beach in Mauritius ;-)

    What would you eat as a last meal? Mee Goreng

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space as a final record of the human race? If you achieve time travel, can you come back and rescue me, cheers mate!
  • Who would you apologise to? No one no regrets in life

    Who would you make love with? My wife

    Where would you spend the final seconds? In the company of my wife and kids

    What would you eat as a last meal? Pie mash and Liqur

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? It aint all that its cracked up to be but i had a blast,
  • Who would you apologise to? There wouldn't be time with all the people I have pissed off probably but if it's one it would be my mate Roy who I have been very unkind to
    Who would you make love with? My wife

    Where would you spend the final seconds? In the company of my wife,kids and grandkids

    What would you eat as a last meal? A lot of alcohol f**k the food

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? "I can't say I have loved you all.....but I've loved as many of you as I could!

  • Who would you apologise to? Has to be a general apology. I hope I have always done all I can to look after my family & friends. If I have ever let any of them down, they would have my apologies.

    Who would you make love with? The one who knows how much she means to me now...even after dragging me to Chas & Dave last Saturday!!

    Where would you spend the final seconds? With her, in Cyprus, overlooking the bay at Latsi, with a great bottle of wine.

    What would you eat as a last meal? Found out Monday that they have changed their menu, but Brasserie Blanc did a fantastic Toulouse sausage & mash!

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? God, I love you!
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  • Who would you apologise to? My neighbour, for taking up her last moments.

    Who would you make love with? I'd smash my neighbour

    Where would you spend the final seconds? inside my neighbour

    What would you eat as a last meal? That'll be her again....................
  • Who would you apologise to? The fella below (if he was straight)

    Who would you make love with? A fella (just to see if I'd been missing out or not)

    Where would you spend the final seconds? If it was after the previous question, in the shower washing my nob

    What would you eat as a last meal? Bacardi & coke probably

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? Don't knock it till you've tried it
  • edited December 2012
    My mum, for being such a searing disappointment to her
    Stephanie Beacham
    The Maldives
    Albondigas
    Fuck you all
  • Who would you apologise to? Too late for all that

    Who would you make love with? That would depend on who was available. Kylie, Hollowby Willougbly, Nigella... etc.

    Where would you spend the final seconds? In the dog house explaining to my wife what happened at point 2 above.

    What would you eat as a last meal? Humble pie

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? Well, that was a blast!

  • Who would you apologise to? No one I have nothing to apologise for.

    Who would you make love with? Pornstar Nautica Thorn, might as well go out in style

    Where would you spend the final seconds? Pic de Bugarach in france, its where the aliens are going to take us away from to safety

    What would you eat as a last meal? Cappaccio of Wagyu beef with pickles and pistachio chimichurri - had it last week in Phnom Penh it was simply awesome

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? So long suckers!
  • fattmatt said:

    Brendan O'Connell. I tend to not rape people because I morally object. Not because I'm worried about the legal system.

    Calm down sweetie, it was just a joke. xxx
  • Who would you apologise to? Nobody

    Who would you make love with? Missus

    Where would you spend the final seconds? see above

    What would you eat as a last meal? 8 grams of ket, a kilo of cocaine and 10 pills

    What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
    as a final record of the human race? Wouldnt be able to speak due to the above meal
  • fattmatt said:

    Brendan O'Connell. I tend to not rape people because I morally object. Not because I'm worried about the legal system.


    Calm down sweetie, it was just a joke. xxx
    22nd December might be a day to remember ;-)
  • Brendan. Jokes about raping women. Very classy.
  • fattmatt said:

    Brendan. Jokes about raping women. Very classy.

    Wind your neck in fella. People joke about worse things on here.

    Lighten up a bit, it's Christmas!!
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