Tax Return error

Dippenhall

HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question; "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" The man wrote "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC stated the response was unacceptable.

The man's response to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?"

addick1965

Brilliant

Brendan_O_Connell

The Newspaper is called "Valley News". Great name for a newspaper!!

Oggy Red

It's been doing the rounds for a year or two now - brilliant, all the same.

Wish I'd thought of it first!

mistrollingin

Superb!

Lincsaddick

Definitely a candidate for a Knighthood .. or the Tower

thai malaysia addick

I once received a tax bill which through the carbon had the text 'FAT ARSE' across it. I kid you not.

I wrote to the Inland Revenue and thanked them for having 'FAT ARSE' in the allowances part of the tax return. Whilst I was prepared to admit that I had a fat arse, I was unclear as to the amount that was allowable.

To be fair, they replied with a witty letter. I should have kept it.

BaronPaolo

Haha super.