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Tax Return error

Dippenhall
Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
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HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question; "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" The man wrote "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC stated the response was unacceptable.

The man's response to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?"

Comments

  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    Brilliant :)
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    The Newspaper is called "Valley News". Great name for a newspaper!!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    It's been doing the rounds for a year or two now - brilliant, all the same.

    Wish I'd thought of it first!
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Superb!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Definitely a candidate for a Knighthood .. or the Tower
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    I once received a tax bill which through the carbon had the text 'FAT ARSE' across it. I kid you not.

    I wrote to the Inland Revenue and thanked them for having 'FAT ARSE' in the allowances part of the tax return. Whilst I was prepared to admit that I had a fat arse, I was unclear as to the amount that was allowable.

    To be fair, they replied with a witty letter. I should have kept it.
  • BaronPaolo
    BaronPaolo Posts: 372
    Haha super.

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