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  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    Lovely girl
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Sadly no from me.
  • MeebaumAzanitch
    MeebaumAzanitch Posts: 605
    No! I'm Halibutt. No, sorry I meant celebate!
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    Thing is she has that irritating voice but on the other hand I just have the feeling that she may well be one of the best shags you will ever have. So given her current, albeit airbrushed, appearence it has to be a yes from me.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    I would . Before and after , airbrushed or not . It's a celeb innit ? You can tell all your mates down the pub you shagged some bird off eastenders , don't have to say which one
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Shag said:

    I would . Before and after , airbrushed or not . It's a celeb innit ? You can tell all your mates down the pub you shagged some bird off eastenders , don't have to say which one

    So using that logic, you'd dip Ethel?
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    No mate, I do have some standards
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Lol
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    Only from behind....so a yes.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    Boats like that are what Redtube is for.
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  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    My mate turned down leila morse
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Face like a shovel... No.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Dazzler21 said:

    Face like a shovel... No.

    More like a hoe
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,636
    Dazzler21 said:

    Face like a shovel... No.

    I thought it was "looks like she has been put on fire and put out with a shovel."
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    nolly said:

    My mate turned down leila morse

    Yer bastard, I googled that, dinners gone straight in the bin now !
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    nolly said:

    My mate turned down leila morse

    New Cross girl, sister of Gary Oldman.

  • Thommo
    Thommo Posts: 1,438
    Laila Morse is an anagram of mia sorella (my sister in Italian) apparently gained when Gary was dating Isabella Rossellini
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    Not pulling anyone's leg he met her up a club got on it with her and went back to beckenham at time . It was on a plate but he left it
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    nolly said:

    Not pulling anyone's leg he met her up a club got on it with her and went back to beckenham at time . It was on a plate but he left it

    Without even a solly?
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Was he a Veggie?
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    JT said:

    Was he a Veggie?

    It don't look like he done pork!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    nolly said:

    Not pulling anyone's leg he met her up a club got on it with her and went back to beckenham at time . It was on a plate but he left it

    How long ago we talking?

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