Tennis would ya

LenGlover

Andy Murray's mum

Clem_Snide

She'd bite your head off and spit it out of the window.

soapy_jones

I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahari lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.

Redrobo

Yes, but only if she promised not to talk.

Sillybilly

soapy_jones said:

I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahati lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.

I'd rather baste my todger as above and I'm "fookin Scotch"!!!!

North Lower Neil

Nope, find her really, really annoying.

Absurdistan

No

carly burn

Not a fukin chance In hell!
And I'm well pissed.

Absurdistan

or

Macronate

You'd have your work cut out getting her to deuce.

TEL

Not even with yours mate...........

ads

soapy_jones said:

I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahari lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.

well said

BIG_ROB

No from me

cafcpolo

If I could tie up and gag Andy Murray to make him watch and cry as I destroy her then yes. If not, no chance in hell.

Brendan_O_Connell

cafcpolo said:

If I could tie up and gag Andy Murray to make him watch and cry as I destroy her then yes. If not, no chance in hell.

This!

IdleHans

Do you mind? I'm eating.

maybe_baby

It's a big yes from me...when I think of where our wonderful Andy came from, I just want to be there.

Off_it

Game

Off_it

Set and match too, probably.

Danepak

cafcfan

I think if you add a couple of decades to Murray's girlfriend she is going to look just like his Mum. Somewhat disturbing I'd say. Or perhaps he doesn't know he's shagging his sister?

Huskaris

Only if I was called Andy.

cafcfan said:

I think if you add a couple of decades to Murray's girlfriend she is going to look just like his Mum. Somewhat disturbing I'd say. Or perhaps he doesn't know he's shagging his sister?

And you are completely right, I thought she was his sister until the commentator said otherwise... Even then anything goes up there I suppose.

CAFCspooney

Need new balls every 6th game.

LenGlover

Time to bump this!

TelMc32

LenGlover said:

Time to bump this!

Have you Len?

LenGlover

TelMc32 said:

LenGlover said:

Time to bump this!

Have you Len?

Not even with yours!

BIG_ROB

Still.a yes from me like

StigThundercock

yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho

Viewfinder

StigThundercock said:

yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho

Actually, I'm confused about photos 2 and 3. Obviously the first one is Murray's mother. Is photo 2 the same woman, but about 15 years previously? And is photo 3 his girlfriend? If this is the case, my answers are - Not on your Nellie; Sure, why not?; and Yeah, bring her on.

New balls, please.

nth_london_addick

You lot are odd

I'd give it a forehand smash a backhand smash and an ace straight up the middle

Covered End

Viewfinder said:

StigThundercock said:

yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho

Actually, I'm confused about photos 2 and 3. Obviously the first one is Murray's mother. Is photo 2 the same woman, but about 15 years previously? And is photo 3 his girlfriend? If this is the case, my answers are - Not on your Nellie; Sure, why not?; and Yeah, bring her on.

New balls, please.

2nd one I'm not sure, but 3rd one is Chris Evert. You don't know Chris Evert ?