Speak of the Devil

Goonerhater

Knock on door 10 mins ago--------------------its the Obill !!!!

hesays " is there any reason there is a man flat out in your front garden ?"

me" wot"

" it appears he has a head wound"

FFS !!!

I walk out the front door and have the f++kin Met is there 6 in the front Garden !

the guy is rat arsed pissed Polish or something -----they hall him to his feel and get an ambulance----------which has just gone


i should have said to the plod "well he was Palarse !!!"

nth_london_addick

Only if u had burnt him first

Exiled_Addick

Not another Guardian reader lured in by one of your Tofu baited traps? When will they learn.

_MrDick

Your reputation goes before you LOL

Goonerhater

i phone the wife at work she "ok what time you picking me up tonight" FFS like its normal thing to have someone head first in ur front garden with half of SLondon plod knocking on the door

Big William

I caught a bloke in my front garden sawing through the chain link...told him to f*** off and he took a fence.

ValleyGary

Did he knock your wing mirror off?

se9addick

TBF Polish beer is class

JT

I blame films like Football Factory.

guinnessaddick

Pole axed?

Brendan_O_Connell

Don't get that type of rabble in Bexley I tells ya!!

bloodnut

you need to keep some of this in ya cupboard under the sink for next time hater...

thenewbie

guinnessaddick said:

Pole axed?

He was lucky he got away, and wasn't Polished off.

Goonerhater

horizontal poles in the front garden is one thing half the Met tramping in it is another but what really F==ks me right off is being called GOONER !!

RodneyCharltonTrotta

I'm half Polish and fully Charlton.

I am utter scum.

Will smash your garden fence down but then build you a new one for an extremely competitive rate.

bloodnut

amended!