The postman was going to deliver mine but he found a giant metal wall blocking my road, he was then escorted away by a load of coppers and chucked on a train to Timbuctoo.
The postman was going to deliver mine but he found a giant metal wall blocking my road, he was then escorted away by a load of coppers and chucked on a train to Timbuctoo.
I'm still waiting for mine - I was told Evina is supposed to be bringing it, but before he does he has to be shown the ropes, firstly by Solly, then by Kirkar, then a Seahorse ...........
paul elliot is bringing mine hang on darcus howell has just decKed him so elliots passed it to ron atkinson, hes by the knome wait a second jessie jackson has just lunged in 2 footed on big ron, my ticket is flying through the air... i dont belive my eyes... its kramer from seinfeld.. an amazing over head kick through the letter box and on to the mat... thank u paul ron and kramer from seinfeld amazing team work.
Golfaddick's new bird delivered mine. I ended up inviting her in for a cup of tea, she told me my music was sh*t, demanded I made her a cup of tea and farted in me cornflakes... good looking chick though.
Hamer was delivering mine, but he dropped it so many times, he gave up. Then he started ranting that it was my fault & something about the state of my lawn :-(
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I have to pick it up from 'Mad Frankie' in the West Upper on 16th March.