Quotes People have, could or should have said

CatAddick

"Have you got any oranges?"
- Eve

Miserableoldgit

"We're not as Massive as Sheffield United"-
Llera.

E_cafc

" No, we have changed our mind. As we have abolished boom and bust and saved the world we won`t be selling all of our gold at rock bottom prices"

Gordon Prudence Brown

cafcfan

Yes dear, I know you were driving but don't worry, I'll take the points.

Chris Huhne

cafctom

"I have enough money to be getting on with, and I really want to play in Europe"

Peter Odemwingie

cafcfan

I know it says 100% beef, but I don't see why we should test it, no one will notice anyway.

*Insert the name of your favourite supermarket CEO here.

Ormiston_Addick

"Edwina! How nice of you to join us for dinner, you remember my wife Norma don't you?"

John Major

Ormiston_Addick

"Gerry, Martin, please let me buy you both a pint of Guinness."

Norman Tebbit

Ormiston_Addick

"Can I get that Celtic shirt in XXXL, please?

Rev. Ian Paisley

Ormiston_Addick

"Are you sure you're sixteen love?"

Jimmy Savile

Macronate

"I could not give a flying f*** about our whingeing customers, we have made a proft of over £600 million pounds and that is all that matters".

B Gas MD

P_Air

"Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report an intruder in my house".

Oscar Pistorius.

Sniffybadger

"I don't have any money for the bus but I'll get up extra early and walk the 25 miles to make the interview Saturday, it's only Burnley after all...."

N.Prior

Draizetrain

"Leave the motor Tom you dozy sod, you're out of ya noodle!"

Jade Dernbach/Rory Hamilton-Brown