The New Pope

legaladdick

Well who is going to be the new Catholic Pope? Apparently Nick Pope doesn't qualify (why not - his name gives him a head start surely!!) so is it going to be an African, a South American or someone 'safe'? Or does it matter at all?

carly burn

SE10

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Goonerhater

the new "catholic Pope" --------------is their a Jewish one then ?

legaladdick

Well Gonnerhater their are actually several religions who use that title - hence my specifying the Catholics:-) However in answer to your specific question - no I don't think there is Jewish one! He has had a bit of himself removed which I don't think is essential for Catholics.

Goonerhater

Legal A---to be 100% honest i didnt know there were any other religions that used Pope ---so glad to learn something.

Mind you Pope Avi Cohen the First has a good ring about it.

Lincsaddick

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Stig

No doubt about it, NLA is going to be the new Pope: "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes".

legaladdick

Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.

I raised the issue as the papers and radio seemed to be so very concerned although I did wonder whether it had impacted on SE7 as much as the possibility of a home win over Millwall or a replacementfor CP.......clearly not:-)

Valley11

carly burn said:

Haha

ValleyGary

Quality carly!

Stig

legaladdick said:

Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.

I raised the issue as the papers and radio seemed to be so very concerned although I did wonder whether it had impacted on SE7 as much as the possibility of a home win over Millwall or a replacementfor CP.......clearly not:-)

He has testicles and they hang well.

legaladdick

Cheers Stig:-) I must say that Carly burn has surely shown us the new face of Il Papa.....

fatkit

whoever it may be, he'll wear a pointy hat.

bloodnut

curbs must be in the running for this one, surely...???

SELR_addicks

Curbs 14/1

Stig

legaladdick said:

Cheers Stig:-) I must say that Carly burn has surely shown us the new face of Il Papa.....

You're right:

aliwibble

"Statistically only 1 in 3 Popes is a Catholic, and bears on the whole don't shit in the woods that much"

(I wonder if that changes to 2 in 4 til Benedict pops his clogs)

Oakster

Off_it

Does he pray?

Stig

Found this on the net:

Goonerhater

is he here yet?
is he here yet?
is he here yet?

nth_london_addick

Black smoke from chimney no agreement met yet

Still better than rugby on tv

And we need a pope before the small will come

Goonerhater

We know when Smallwall have elected a new "Harry The Frog" when there is white smoke from a Hairdressers

man_at_milletts

legaladdick said:

Thanks Stig. Alas Google translated this as "Depending on the well and has a testicle. " Mmmmm...bit too deep and meaningful for me.

Perhaps this is a Teabagging issue. Depending on the well... how deep is it? and has a testicle.... How far can he teabag it?

I'm sure I read somewhere this is part of the Papal criteria.

nth_london_addick

Lol gh

FishCostaFortune

Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....

Rizzo

FishCostaFortune said:

Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....

According to the Cardinals, that's exactly what is happening.

So, what are the odds on a black, gay, female Pope?

Brendan_O_Connell

I have Sean Patrick O'Malley in the "popestake" at work.

McBobbin

Rizzo said:

FishCostaFortune said:

Why can't God just pick the next Pope and be done with it....

According to the Cardinals, that's exactly what is happening.

So, what are the odds on a black, gay, female Pope?

I think they have all been done before, just not at the same time!

Greenie

Peter Odemwingie has just arrived in Vatican City.
All hail Pope Pete.