Computer games are for under 16s and the socially inadequate.
If you've got spare time, get you head under the bonnet of a motor or the bonnet of a fair lady.
Or get down the pub, it will open up a whole new world to you. Learn your measurements, and randomly drop into conversation 'giving it 8 mill from the joyce' Cuddle random blokes you don't really know and call them 'son' and 'c**t'. Call the bar staff 'sweetheart', 'darling' and sweetcheeks', but make sure at first its not a man. See if you can fill your mouth with a whole pack of pork scratchings, Take up smoking, you'll look cool. If the youngsters aren't having it, move onto real ales and take up darts, then you'll attract the beardy weirdy crew.
Failing that, just stand outside you house kicking a football up against a neighbours wall. Get a mate and play Kerbie across the road. Go round the park round the corner and have a fag / joint and a can of crap cider. Play knock down ginger on the nutty bloke from next door.
But DON'T sit in your bleedin room all day on the computer !!!
(Unless you're watching porn)
(Or reading Charlton Life. In which case, keep up the good work).
[cite]Posted By: tom_cafc[/cite]UEFA Cup and FA Cup in 2009 with Derby County. Oh yes!
JUDAS!! All true Addicks play as Charlton.........FACT, Done Deal, Locked On etc
Damn straight. I'm in 2011/2012 and I've won the Prem 3 times on the trot and the CL twice! All with enough time to get my head under the bonnet of a car, my missus, drink, eat pork scratchings and play football
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JUDAS!! All true Addicks play as Charlton.........FACT, Done Deal, Locked On etc
Computer games are for under 16s and the socially inadequate.
If you've got spare time, get you head under the bonnet of a motor or the bonnet of a fair lady.
Or get down the pub, it will open up a whole new world to you. Learn your measurements, and randomly drop into conversation 'giving it 8 mill from the joyce' Cuddle random blokes you don't really know and call them 'son' and 'c**t'. Call the bar staff 'sweetheart', 'darling' and sweetcheeks', but make sure at first its not a man. See if you can fill your mouth with a whole pack of pork scratchings, Take up smoking, you'll look cool. If the youngsters aren't having it, move onto real ales and take up darts, then you'll attract the beardy weirdy crew.
Failing that, just stand outside you house kicking a football up against a neighbours wall. Get a mate and play Kerbie across the road. Go round the park round the corner and have a fag / joint and a can of crap cider. Play knock down ginger on the nutty bloke from next door.
But DON'T sit in your bleedin room all day on the computer !!!
(Unless you're watching porn)
(Or reading Charlton Life. In which case, keep up the good work).
Damn straight. I'm in 2011/2012 and I've won the Prem 3 times on the trot and the CL twice! All with enough time to get my head under the bonnet of a car, my missus, drink, eat pork scratchings and play football
now that should be an olympic sport ; )
Go outside & play with the traffic........................never did me any harm!