Is it just me, or...

IdleHans

is anyone else sad enough to use football songs in a totally unrelated context?

I go out to fetch my son back when he's outside with his friends past curfew and find myself singing to him "You're supposed to be at home".
And then hanging a picture, he says "why are you using wire?" to which the response is, of course,
"It's better than string
It's better than string
Oh brass picture wire
It's better than string"

carly burn

You're mad
















....and you know you are.

Uboat

I do this in absolutely every context. It drives my family mad.

cafctom

You don't know what you're doing

Oggy Red

It's just you.

Nobody else is that barmy.

Absurdistan

Watch out for the men in white coats

O-Randy-Hunt

I like to sing

Get your tits out for the lads

Opera style

Covered End

Oggy Red said:

It's just you.

Nobody else is that barmy army, barmy army, barmy army.

creepyaddick

When my girls start arguing whilst Im watching telly about 8pm and I start singing 9o'clock now you've f**cked that up, as I chase them up the stairs! (But never catch them)

RalphMilnesgut

A burst of 'she fell over' when there is even the smallest trip. Always a winner

man_at_milletts

Yes you're mad.

One Woolwich Ferry
There's only one Woolwich Ferry.

Davo55

Whos the wanker in the lounge, whooooos the wa-a-anke-er in the lounge

Miserableoldgit

man_at_milletts said:

Yes you're mad.

One Woolwich Ferry
There's only one Woolwich Ferry.

I thought there were two,
I thought there were two......

Solidgone

After a dump.......Your shit and you know you are.

Uboat

Solidgone said:

After a dump.......Your shit and you know you are.

I do that sometimes. I also sing when joining a new road, which I admit is odd.
'A2 AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!'

IdleHans

I overcooked the fish last night - "Tuna, and I f***ed it up..."

1StevieG

Solidgone said:

After a dump.......Your shit and you know you are.

Or we can see you sneaking out.......

cafcjohnno

When the missus has a moan I tend to sing , sit down shut up sit down shut up ...
It does me no favours either

AidenTheAddick

cafcjohnno said:

When the missus has a moan I tend to sing , sit down shut up sit down shut up ...
It does me no favours either

Haha, I love that one! Done that before, for some reason it just made it worse?

RedPanda

My cats get it a lot. "What's it like to be Hari, what's it like to be Bengal..." is my current favourite. I could go on but best not.

Powell Is Pleasant

I wasn't aware I did this, until I caught myself singing while making Easter dinner:
He's cooking a lamb
He's cooking a laaaammb
Powell Is Pleasant*
He's cooking a lamb

*I used my actual name here, which happens to also fit that line.

AFKABartram

Just had a frozen lasagne and found myself singing Goodbye Horse