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Name My Garden Gnome

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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,505
    The obvious thing to do is to use all the suggested names and put a plaque next to your new acquisition and put the heading Gnomenclature
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,488
    John
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,563
    http://www.quizopolis.com/gnome-name.php
    This should help
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,563
    Punched in Charlton athletic and it gave me jolly bramblebottom
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 3,006
    Better than mine, I am grumpy bushy beard!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,145
    And if you put Chris Solly in, you get Clumsy Bramblebottom.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    aliwibble said:

    And if you put Chris Solly in, you get Clumsy Bramblebottom.

    Thats more hamer than solly
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,797
    Sellhurst Gnomad..........
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,228
    If he likes free newspapers or music there's always Metrognome. Or if he likes his grub what about Gastrognome?
    But is he going to live indoors? Is he gnomesticated?
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    if he's cheap to keep he could be ecoGNOMEic

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  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    "showmethewaytogo"
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Alaska
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited April 2013
    Have we had Les, as in gnomeless? And you could put him near something with berries on.
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,884
    Gnomemoreleaque1
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,394
    Pick wisely.

    I'll share a little story with you from 1998, when I was just 10 years old.

    My family were spending the bank holiday weekend in May down on the South Coast, near Chichester. 3 ducks were hanging around the caravan in the park we were staying in, and were there a good hour or so on the Sunday evening.

    Me and my Mum named them "Rufus, Clive and Sasa".

    And we all know what happened the following afternoon :)
  • Paddy Powell
    Paddy Powell Posts: 2,859
    Dyer Gnomeform.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,797
    Gnomorgant
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,385
    Yann Wormorgant
  • better red than dead
    better red than dead Posts: 491
    GnomeAnnie'sanisland
  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351
    Elfie, what's it all about ?

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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,226
    AFKA
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,228
    Herbishley.

    Hey, what about that "No More Gnomes" Ikea advert - as well as finding it a little spooky, especially that one that rises from the water, I do feel very sorry for the obliterated Gnomes at the end.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,228
    So - what was the final choice of name and was he pleased that the Gnome ban at the Chelsea Flower Show was lifted?
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,410
    We went with Chrissie Trowel (and his gnome army) which was actually the first name suggested. Kind of an anti-climax. Definitely a Charlton gnome. He unfortunately didn't have time to worry about the gnome ban as he's too busy trying to get fit ahead of next season. That's how low our budget is this year. Even Rochdale can afford humans
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,032
    Ignomenious

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