Victor ‘Passes it sideways’ Valdes- Goes sideways more often than a crab taking a walk. Bueno lad.
Dani ‘‘Passes it sideways’ Alves- More predictable than the inevitable failure of Liverpool football club. Bueno lad.
Gerard ‘Passes it sideways’ Pique- Enjoys possession more than a person with a poltergeist fetish. Bueno lad.
Marc ‘Passes it sideways’ Bartra- Less exciting than a grey bowl of porridge on a cold winters morning. Bueno lad.
Adriano ‘Passes it sideways’Correira- Like a man walking in front of some houses, he will pass 5 yards. Bueno lad.
Alex ‘Passes it sideways’ Song- His passes are shorter than a midget who lost his legs due to diabetes. Bueno lad.
Xavi ‘Passes it sideways ‘Hernandez- Hands out more passes than a lenient driving instructor. Bueno lad.
Andres ‘Passes it sideways’ Iniesta- Would not get along with Gandalf, all he wants to do is pass. Bueno Lad.
David ‘Passes it sideways’ Villa- Like a recovering alcoholic, he is tempted but appalled by the thought of having a shot. Bueno lad.
Cesc ‘Occasionally looks like he wants to pass it forwards but ends up passing it sideways’ Fabregas- More likely to pass than Stephen Hawking doing a childs maths exam. Bueno lad.
Pedro ‘Shoots it sideways’ Rodriguez-Like a university graduate in this economy, he can’t do anything with all the passes he gets. Bueno lad.
Barca humiliated and now it is Germany v Germany. I have a forlorn hope that Dortmund win it but have resigned myself to Bayern. Lahm is a superb small gritty right-back. Now where have I seen another one like that???
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Victor ‘Passes it sideways’ Valdes- Goes sideways more often than a crab taking a walk. Bueno lad.
Dani ‘‘Passes it sideways’ Alves- More predictable than the inevitable failure of Liverpool football club. Bueno lad.
Gerard ‘Passes it sideways’ Pique- Enjoys possession more than a person with a poltergeist fetish. Bueno lad.
Marc ‘Passes it sideways’ Bartra- Less exciting than a grey bowl of porridge on a cold winters morning. Bueno lad.
Adriano ‘Passes it sideways’Correira- Like a man walking in front of some houses, he will pass 5 yards. Bueno lad.
Alex ‘Passes it sideways’ Song- His passes are shorter than a midget who lost his legs due to diabetes. Bueno lad.
Xavi ‘Passes it sideways ‘Hernandez- Hands out more passes than a lenient driving instructor. Bueno lad.
Andres ‘Passes it sideways’ Iniesta- Would not get along with Gandalf, all he wants to do is pass. Bueno Lad.
David ‘Passes it sideways’ Villa- Like a recovering alcoholic, he is tempted but appalled by the thought of having a shot. Bueno lad.
Cesc ‘Occasionally looks like he wants to pass it forwards but ends up passing it sideways’ Fabregas- More likely to pass than Stephen Hawking doing a childs maths exam. Bueno lad.
Pedro ‘Shoots it sideways’ Rodriguez-Like a university graduate in this economy, he can’t do anything with all the passes he gets. Bueno lad.
bants..... german fans with personality
edit .. callum sharper than me
FT 0-3. German invasion for the Champions League final.