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man_at_milletts
man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
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No1 in a series – This week John Terry explains to his grandchild why he wore a Chelsea shirt after the Europa Cup final in Amsterdam.

Kid: Cor, Grandad is that you in the picture with the cup?
JT: Yep, that’s me holding the cup up, and that’s me dancing on the pitch with the rest of team
Kid: Wow, that’s brilliant. What was is like playing on the night?
JT: Errm, shall we go and play with the trainset I’ve just bought you, it’s really cool.
Kid: No granddad I wanna hear about the game, what number were you?
JT: 26
Kid: Well that’s funny Grandad, I looked in the programme and there’s no number 26 on the Chelsea teamsheet
JT: Perhaps that’s a misprint, gimme that programme here and let me look
Kid:Did you play all the game Grandad?
JT: We’ll, aherm, not quite, you see son, it was squad rotation system in those days.
Kid: So you didn’t play in that game then?
JT: I did play in most of them son, let’s go and have a look out the window and see if your mum is coming.
Kid: No granddad, I wanna hear more about the game
JT: Well, we were all over ‘em as usual.
Kid: But you said you didn’t play in that game Grandad
JT: No, I was injured but I was allowed to put my kit on and join in after
Kid: Did the other injured players do that then?
JT: Err, not sure son.
Kid: My teachers used to support Chelsea then, but now they are in the 3rd division he goes and watches Welling United. He reckons you’re a nobhead.

Please feel free to add or continue this conversation ;-)

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    edited May 2013
    JT: Listen you little shit, i played 387 times for Chelsea, scoring 32 goals and winning The Premier league 3 times, the FA Cup 5 times, the league cup twice, the UEFA Champions league and Europa Cup, and i was club captain for all of these expolits. Oh and i played for my country 78 times. Whats you teacher won??...primary school teacher of the year?..well then, shut up. And go tell your nan im feeling horny.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Kid: Why you kissing her Grandad, that's not nan?
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,963
    ValleyGary said:

    JT: Listen you little shit, i played 387 times for Chelsea, scoring 32 goals and winning The Premier league 3 times, the FA Cup 5 times, the league cup twice, the UEFA Champions league and Europa Cup, and i was club captain for all of these expolits. Oh and i played for my country 78 times. Whats you teacher won??...primary school teacher of the year?..well then, shut up. And go tell your nan im feeling horny.

    JT: Yet I'm still known as the full kit wanker who didn't play in the European finals.

  • CAFCBourne
    CAFCBourne Posts: 3,790
    maybe they thought that if he was in the kit the photos would look better maybe they didn't.
    anyhow who really gives a flying
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    SE10Addick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    JT: Listen you little shit, i played 387 times for Chelsea, scoring 32 goals and winning The Premier league 3 times, the FA Cup 5 times, the league cup twice, the UEFA Champions league and Europa Cup, and i was club captain for all of these expolits. Oh and i played for my country 78 times. Whats you teacher won??...primary school teacher of the year?..well then, shut up. And go tell your nan im feeling horny.

    JT: Yet I'm still known as the full kit wanker who didn't play in the European finals.

    JT: Except that one where I took a penalty and fell over
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Kid - Grandad, you can't park there.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,555
    Kid - is great grandma out robbing again?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Kid - great grandad, have you got any gear?
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,810
    And yet Chelsea just won't let the 'Old Guard' go, they have given Lampard a new deal and I think Terry's contract still has a couple of years left.

    Until those two go it will be very hard for a manager to assert his authority.
  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    Ormiston Addick said:

    And yet Chelsea just won't let the 'Old Guard' go, they have given Lampard a new deal and I think Terry's contract still has a couple of years left.

    Until those two go it will be very hard for a manager to assert his authority.


    Fair point. But they are still winning trophies. 3 in Two years and getting in the top 4 aint bad.
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Ormiston Addick said:

    And yet Chelsea just won't let the 'Old Guard' go, they have given Lampard a new deal and I think Terry's contract still has a couple of years left.

    Until those two go it will be very hard for a manager to assert his authority.


    What's wrong with offering Lamps a new deal?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    man_at_milletts said:

    No1 in a series – This week John Terry explains to his grandchild why he wore a Chelsea shirt after the Europa Cup final in Amsterdam.

    Kid: Cor, Grandad is that you in the picture with the cup?
    JT: Yep, that’s me holding the cup up, and that’s me dancing on the pitch with the rest of team
    Kid: Wow, that’s brilliant. What was is like playing on the night?
    JT: Errm, shall we go and play with the trainset I’ve just bought you, it’s really cool.
    Kid: No granddad I wanna hear about the game, what number were you?
    JT: 26
    Kid: Well that’s funny Grandad, I looked in the programme and there’s no number 26 on the Chelsea teamsheet
    JT: Perhaps that’s a misprint, gimme that programme here and let me look
    Kid:Did you play all the game Grandad?
    JT: We’ll, aherm, not quite, you see son, it was squad rotation system in those days.
    Kid: So you didn’t play in that game then?
    JT: I did play in most of them son, let’s go and have a look out the window and see if your mum is coming.
    Kid: No granddad, I wanna hear more about the game
    JT: Well, we were all over ‘em as usual.
    Kid: But you said you didn’t play in that game Grandad
    JT: No, I was injured but I was allowed to put my kit on and join in after
    Kid: Did the other injured players do that then?
    JT: Err, not sure son.
    Kid: My teachers used to support Chelsea then, but now they are in the 3rd division he goes and watches Welling United. He reckons you’re a nobhead.

    Please feel free to add or continue this conversation ;-)


    I can just imagine the conversation between Samsung and Chelsea this morning if he wasn't wearing his sponsored shirt. I doubt that they'd be all that pleased if he was wearing a non-branded item of clothing.



  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Kid - why dont you ever invite your teammates and their wives over for dinner?
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Kid - why are football forums full of bile about you...is everyone else perfect Grandad?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Got found out big time by our kid when he was about 10. "I used to think that dad knew everything; now I know he just thinks he does."
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Grandad why is your daddy in the newspapers selling drugs
    .and why is gran nan nicking things from shops

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