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AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 58,685
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Millwall mate (through family, not.from.being a prick) is sparko on the train.

Wake him when getting off, or 'let him fly' ?

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  • Danny Addick
    Danny Addick Posts: 4,072
    Let him fly
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 28,712
    Make a cursory effort to wake him, so he only wakes up once the train has pulled out.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,685
    Danny Addick said:

    Let him fly

    To be honest, I don't even need to be told !
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,817
    Knock the window and wave to him as the doors close.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,302
    Be the better person Daniel.
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,669
    edited June 2013
    Take his money and phone just in case he loses them getting off, you'll be doing him a favour
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,685
    Curb_It said:

    Be the better person Daniel.

    He's a goner

  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,837
    Was it ending at Dartford or going on into deepest Kent?
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 11,009
    Surprise twist, it's a Eurostar!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 25,220
    Hic

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  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,711
    Simple - leave the spanner Cnut. Sure, he's your pal, but give him a snidely one to the temple -slag.

    Yes I've been out all day too.

  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,711
    Are you on the train with him? Is your bladder full? Piss on the tool and let him wake up in Dover covered in charlton pish. That scenario would only be better if he was a Nigel.
  • Bob22
    Bob22 Posts: 62
    Nick all his clothes then leave him be
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    AFKABartram said:

    Millwall mate (through family, not.from.being a prick) is sparko on the train.

    Wake him when getting off, or 'let him fly' ?

    Isn't Millwall mate a oxymoron?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 29,214
    Boom said:

    Are you on the train with him? Is your bladder full? Piss on the tool and let him wake up in Dover covered in charlton pish. That scenario would only be better if he was a Nigel.

    Blimey - that's all a bit harsh!
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,711
    Off_it said:

    Boom said:

    Are you on the train with him? Is your bladder full? Piss on the tool and let him wake up in Dover covered in charlton pish. That scenario would only be better if he was a Nigel.

    Blimey - that's all a bit harsh!
    Would do the same if it was you big dog
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 29,214
    Boom said:

    Off_it said:

    Boom said:

    Are you on the train with him? Is your bladder full? Piss on the tool and let him wake up in Dover covered in charlton pish. That scenario would only be better if he was a Nigel.

    Blimey - that's all a bit harsh!
    Would do the same if it was you big dog
    I know. You've got form for it.

    Like that time you pished all over my front room carpet and tried to pretend that you'd knocked over a glass of water - which was still full!
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,711
    I've tried that story on more than one occasion. Was very clumsy when I pished in a video recorder.
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,711
    Boom said:

    I've tried that story on more than one occasion. Was very clumsy when I pished in a video recorder.

    Ha - I mean spilt stuff in the video - shit liar! Can't even make up a story!

  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,515
    Is He still on the train ?

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,672
    Miserableoldgit said:

    Is He still on the train ?

    Like all spanners, they just jump on the bandwagon.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,909
    Need to know the conclusion of this one.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,685
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Need to know the conclusion of this one.

    So do I, all a bit hazy at the mo !

  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,515
    guinnessaddick said:

    Miserableoldgit said:

    Is He still on the train ?

    Like all spanners, they just jump on the bandwagon.
    v.good. ;-)

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    AFKABartram said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Need to know the conclusion of this one.

    So do I, all a bit hazy at the mo !



    Smudges very own version of the hangover


  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,685
    So it turned out I sneaked off the train without waking him, but he somehow woke up before his stop. I've no idea how as he was verging on a coma.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,909
    The devil looks after his own ;0)

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