late night advice

AFKABartram

Millwall mate (through family, not.from.being a prick) is sparko on the train.

Wake him when getting off, or 'let him fly' ?

Danny Addick

Let him fly

aliwibble

Make a cursory effort to wake him, so he only wakes up once the train has pulled out.

AFKABartram

Danny Addick said:

Let him fly

To be honest, I don't even need to be told !

SELR_addicks

Knock the window and wave to him as the doors close.

Curb_It

Be the better person Daniel.

ThreadKiller

Take his money and phone just in case he loses them getting off, you'll be doing him a favour

AFKABartram

Curb_It said:

Be the better person Daniel.

He's a goner

Chris_from_Sidcup

Was it ending at Dartford or going on into deepest Kent?

LoOkOuT

Surprise twist, it's a Eurostar!

Bedsaddick

Hic

Boom

Simple - leave the spanner Cnut. Sure, he's your pal, but give him a snidely one to the temple -slag.

Yes I've been out all day too.

Boom

Are you on the train with him? Is your bladder full? Piss on the tool and let him wake up in Dover covered in charlton pish. That scenario would only be better if he was a Nigel.

Bob22

Nick all his clothes then leave him be

Absurdistan

AFKABartram said:

Millwall mate (through family, not.from.being a prick) is sparko on the train.

Wake him when getting off, or 'let him fly' ?

Isn't Millwall mate a oxymoron?

Off_it

Boom said:

Are you on the train with him? Is your bladder full? Piss on the tool and let him wake up in Dover covered in charlton pish. That scenario would only be better if he was a Nigel.

Blimey - that's all a bit harsh!

Boom

Off_it said:

Boom said:

Are you on the train with him? Is your bladder full? Piss on the tool and let him wake up in Dover covered in charlton pish. That scenario would only be better if he was a Nigel.

Blimey - that's all a bit harsh!

Would do the same if it was you big dog

Off_it

Boom said:

Off_it said:

Boom said:

Are you on the train with him? Is your bladder full? Piss on the tool and let him wake up in Dover covered in charlton pish. That scenario would only be better if he was a Nigel.

Blimey - that's all a bit harsh!

Would do the same if it was you big dog

I know. You've got form for it.

Like that time you pished all over my front room carpet and tried to pretend that you'd knocked over a glass of water - which was still full!

Boom

I've tried that story on more than one occasion. Was very clumsy when I pished in a video recorder.

Boom

Boom said:

I've tried that story on more than one occasion. Was very clumsy when I pished in a video recorder.

Ha - I mean spilt stuff in the video - shit liar! Can't even make up a story!

Miserableoldgit

Is He still on the train ?

guinnessaddick

Miserableoldgit said:

Is He still on the train ?

Like all spanners, they just jump on the bandwagon.

ShootersHillGuru

Need to know the conclusion of this one.

AFKABartram

ShootersHillGuru said:

Need to know the conclusion of this one.

So do I, all a bit hazy at the mo !

Miserableoldgit

guinnessaddick said:

Miserableoldgit said:

Is He still on the train ?

Like all spanners, they just jump on the bandwagon.

v.good. ;-)

nth_london_addick

AFKABartram said:

ShootersHillGuru said:

Need to know the conclusion of this one.

So do I, all a bit hazy at the mo !

Smudges very own version of the hangover

AFKABartram

So it turned out I sneaked off the train without waking him, but he somehow woke up before his stop. I've no idea how as he was verging on a coma.

ShootersHillGuru

The devil looks after his own ;0)