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The "Straight Red" Thread.

Addickted2TheReds
Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Johnnie Jackson says "Straight Red" a lot on Twitter, meaning things in everyday life that in football would deserve a red card.

I thought we should start our own little thread.

Here's one ... Taking a picture of yourself in the mirror. Awful. Even worse is with an iPad, possible suspension with that one ... Stop being a vain knob!

Another ... Saying "lol" in real life, don't do that. Thats not good at all.

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  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    getting your knob out on the 63 bus.
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    Watching any of these reality shows like Big Brother/TOWIE/Geordie Shore.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    smudge7946 said:

    getting your knob out on the 63 bus.

    I get the 63 everyday but am yet to get my knob out !
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    edited June 2013
    Wearing trackies and shoes
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    Changing drink on someone else's round so theirs costs more than yours did.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Yobbos who swear in public without seemingly being bothered about nearby kids
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Using the phrase 'yolo'
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Bringing down an opponent from behind, when they're on goal in a game of football.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
    3/4 length trousers, you either wear shorts or you wear trousers.
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    guinnessaddick said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
    3/4 length trousers, you either wear shorts or you wear trousers.
    This!

    With them Velcro Lonsdale trainers!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    A group of women, 30 yrs + and some mothers 3 times over, insisting on going out on a 'girlie' night out every weekend and posting about every detail on Facebook! Also their other halves for putting up with it!

    "Thanks to all my girls for a wicked night out" = vom
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    BIG_ROB said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
    3/4 length trousers, you either wear shorts or you wear trousers.
    This!

    With them Velcro Lonsdale trainers!
    Forgot about those, 3 game ban + 1 for being frivolous.
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    People who drive Smart cars.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    People wearing snapbacks in restaurants. (Flatcaps) !

    People who don't stop raving on about nando's

  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    BIG_ROB said:

    A group of women, 30 yrs + and some mothers 3 times over, insisting on going out on a 'girlie' night out every weekend and posting about every detail on Facebook! Also their other halves for putting up with it!

    "Thanks to all my girls for a wicked night out" = vom

    YES !
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    Trousers hanging down exposing pants and stupid baseball caps with the stickers still on.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    RalphMilnesgut said:

    People who drive Smart cars.

    This !

  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Shut it
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    BIG_ROB said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
    3/4 length trousers, you either wear shorts or you wear trousers.
    This!

    With them Velcro Lonsdale trainers!
    Hmm my husbands trainers... **sigh**
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  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    se9addick said:

    smudge7946 said:

    getting your knob out on the 63 bus.

    I get the 63 everyday but am yet to get my knob out !
    You haven't lived.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Middle class, middle aged men who wear beige chinos, a blue shirt and boat shoes with no socks, a jumper round their neck, and optional panama in an attempt to look casual. It would be ok if they didn't all do it
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
    I'm sad about this - sandals with socks is the most comfortable footwear available. I don't wear them outside though.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    I've just emptied half my wardrobe into the bin, but at least the cars safe..... ;)
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    McBobbin said:

    Middle class, middle aged men who wear beige chinos, a blue shirt and boat shoes with no socks, a jumper round their neck, and optional panama in an attempt to look casual. It would be ok if they didn't all do it

    Feck off :)
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Calling a genius a Weirdo.
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Adults wearing crocs, either publicly or in private
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Cashiers that don't say please or thank you when handing over your hard earned wedge
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    cheerleaders anywhere outside of the USA
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Old bill that tell you off that haven't even started shaving yet

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