Get in! 79 - 0. One goal and his dog went past Perry Suckling...

A-R-T-H-U-R

Nigerian clubs suspended after 'scandalous' scorelines

Four clubs involved in two play-off matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0 respectively - a total of 146 goals - have been suspended in Nigeria.
Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0.
"It is unacceptable - a scandal of huge proportions," said Muke Umeh, chairman of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) Organising Committee.
"The teams are suspended indefinitely, pending further sanctions."
Plateau United Feeders and Police Machine went into the matches level on points, with promotion to the lowest tier of the Nationwide League Division at stake.
Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.
The results meant that Plateau edged above Police Machine on goal difference.

LargeAddick

72 goals in 45 minutes !! How many times did they hit the woodwork I wonder?

JiMMy 85

Heartbreaking. I had a fiver on 78-0 at 5 to 1.

A-R-T-H-U-R

I wonder if one lino got paid more than the other?

Absurdistan

Nathan probably had 50p on Akurba FC.

Exiled_Addick

There was some good banter in the crowd though.

Seventy-nine-nil and you still don't sing!

Can we bribe you every week?

Who needs Mourinho, we've got a suitcase full of bank notes.

We want eighty, we want eighty.

Exiled_Addick

I also hear Kevin Lisbie was a surprise trialist for Feeders and impressed on his debut finishing the game with 2 assists.

Oggy Red

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0.

Police Machine FC ....... LMAO

man_at_milletts

http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/55922/you-couldn-t-make-it-up-79-0-and-67-0-wins-in-nigeria#latest

A-R-T-H-U-R

Oops, sorry. Dive dive dive!

Granpa

And I'll bet that some of you miserable buggers on here would have been complaining because the Referee was crap, and the linesman missed an offside ! And the Rhinoburgers were cold.